Fucken 'ell Batts I thought English was my first language.
I know all those words but I don't understand them in that order.
Can you give me an example of what's wrong when someone calls you in and what you do for them to put it right?
(Not takin the piss here btw)
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 2 Dec 2013, 21:14, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

He goes into struggling businesses, sacks half their staff and then advises them how to use the remaining staff

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 21:16, Reply)

Typically, a large company that isn't doing well (for one or more reasons) brings people like me in to sort it out.
The problems could be anything, from how the company sells, how it is structured & operates, how & what it advertises, how the company is financed etc. the objective being to make the business profitable (or more profitable than it previously was).
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 21:19, Reply)

Getting it now thanks.
So how do you know more than they do?
Have you run successful businesses?
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 2 Dec 2013, 21:28, Reply)

Some may say that.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 21:33, Reply)

Well good for you.
Anyone who improves other people's lots will do for me.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 2 Dec 2013, 21:40, Reply)

Doesn't always go well; I was responsible for a few thousand people losing their jobs last year.
Not exactly what I'd consider the better aspect to my career...
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 21:42, Reply)

Well if they was doing it so wrong wouldn't those people be out of work soon
plus others?
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 2 Dec 2013, 21:51, Reply)