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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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i am really really ill
and work is really busy and that's why.

alt: lots

altalt: urgh fuck no. bring back monty!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 14:47, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
What is it with you lot being ill all the time?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 14:51, Reply)
some cunt has given me an horrific cold
I suspect one of my friend's children, the beady little bastards
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 14:58, Reply)
Colds are not real, eat more MEAT and man the fuck up

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 14:59, Reply)
this cough has given me "soft tissue trauma" in the throat from coughing so hard
at least that's why google tells me I am coughing up blood. gah.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 15:00, Reply)
That ain't very good
GO SEE A DOC
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 15:02, Reply)
i'll be alright
I have halls soothers
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 15:04, Reply)
Ha fake mumbo jumbo shit
what you need is a girly night out with additional Vodka
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 15:07, Reply)
been there, done that
got it all over the t-shirt
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 15:08, Reply)
Something something Plasterers radio

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 15:12, Reply)
Google is such a useful tool for the worried well

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 15:03, Reply)
god yes
I have diagnosed myself with everything from cancer to pregnancy to menopause to brain tumours to st vitus dance
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 15:04, Reply)
Yes, google is a wonderful method for diagnosing yourself with cancer 100% of the time.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 15:05, Reply)
*nose points*

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 15:06, Reply)
Never trust online GP thingy's.
Don't they all just say 'Cancer'?
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 15:06, Reply)
my friend said that to me
"if you google 'symptoms of cancer', you will find that you have cancer," she said.

I didn't have cancer.

this time.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 15:07, Reply)
You should be more specific on the alt just saying no reason

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 14:52, Reply)
i want everyone to be healthy
that means giving up bad habits like smoking and vaping
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 14:58, Reply)
That isn't a present, that's a dream. You live in a dream world.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 14:59, Reply)
it's that or diamonds

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 15:00, Reply)
You two are so sweet

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 15:01, Reply)
i am
I can't speak for the swearing amphibian
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 15:05, Reply)
I'm FACKIN laverly me

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 15:07, Reply)
as a man
if a woman wants something for a present that COSTS YOU NOTHING, then the wise man would take it and run with it.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 15:08, Reply)
That sounds like youre asking someone to give up their favourite hobby

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 15:11, Reply)
better that than being a greedy grasping harpy who is asking someone to give up their credit card

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 15:12, Reply)
I'd rather give up my credit card

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 15:13, Reply)
well, not so much give it up
as hand it over, but carry on making ALL TEH PAYMENTS
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 15:14, Reply)
Okay then

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 15:15, Reply)
good
i'll start here:

www.tiffany.co.uk/Shopping/Item.aspx?fromGrid=1&sku=GRP00432&mcat=148204&cid=287464&search_params=p+1-n+10000-c+287464-s+3-r+201323351-t+-ni+1-x+-lr+0-hr+-ri+-mi+-pp+1633+6&search=0&origin=browse&searchkeyword=&selectedsku=14041419
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 15:19, Reply)
It is good you have no idea of the limit on my credit card :)

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 15:24, Reply)
Nakers?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 15:12, Reply)
the baked man

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 15:12, Reply)
Get fucked.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 15:03, Reply)
Be careful she will take that as an offer
Then the STALKING will commence
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 15:06, Reply)
he wishes

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 15:07, Reply)
Fuck I now have this earworm
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEY9kA3OYNE
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 15:09, Reply)
I will be careful from now on. Thanks pal xx

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 15:07, Reply)

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