"Just because" gifts are the best.
I like to buy them for Mrs Vagabond occasionally.

Alt: there's a new type of Lucozade - one that claims to have B vitamins and anticancer in it or something, and I find it works brilliantly.

Altalt: no youn are
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 17:26, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

just because presents are for cunts
You cunt
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 17:26, Reply)

yer
if you give random presents just because, how is birthdays and that special then?
(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 17:29, Reply)

candle up your bum?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 17:30, Reply)

Elton John's favorite but unreleased singlezzzzzzzzzzzzzz

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 17:34, Reply)

just to clarify I'm calling you a cunt here not your wife
She's more of a prick
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 17:30, Reply)

Go home, dad, you're drunk.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 17:40, Reply)

alt. Basing this on the fact you don;t have cancer yet? Hah!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 18:05, Reply)