Jim Carrey is an unfunny cunt.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 20:46, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I'll drink to that Frogsbody.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 4 Dec 2013, 20:51, Reply)

Television is dire tonight. I must sort out some sort of Internet telly situation.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 20:54, Reply)

Almost everything I watch is recorded.
I gets the mag on a sunday and picks out half a doz for the week and winds thru the ads and shit.
Jogess has just added movie channel so we'll have all manner of shite over Christmas.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 4 Dec 2013, 21:07, Reply)

I only record a couple of things I actually wanna watch.
I don't watch that much tv but when I have a night with not much going on I'm reminded how rubbish most of it is.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 21:11, Reply)

it's dire innit
I wanted to watch the joy of logic on bbc 4 last night. The mrs did a veto :(
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 21:12, Reply)

You not got a Betamax then?

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 4 Dec 2013, 21:13, Reply)

I just remembered I got last nights ripper street to watch, I quite like that.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 21:14, Reply)

as with all these things I miss the beginning so don't watch

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 21:19, Reply)

Series link mate

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 21:22, Reply)

What's that?

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 4 Dec 2013, 21:21, Reply)

Jack the Ripper era police crime drama thingy on bbc. Second series.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 21:23, Reply)

any tit in it?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 21:23, Reply)

Occasional tit confirmed

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 21:25, Reply)

nice m8

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 21:29, Reply)

Just a bit?

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 4 Dec 2013, 21:29, Reply)

A bit o' tit

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 21:30, Reply)

you're an ugly cunt with the wits of a Fairholme

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 20:55, Reply)

You may be right on the wit, but I am a very attractive man.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 20:58, Reply)

*does a Kubrick stare*

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 21:06, Reply)

Sup Plummers?
That Knob Sparebone couldn' t have a much better name for punning if he tried.
I'm totes convinced he made it up to help us out.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 4 Dec 2013, 21:10, Reply)

I heard that Rob Fairholme is a convicted paedophile who likes nothing better than going wrist deep in preschool children.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 21:18, Reply)

Who you hear that from then?

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 4 Dec 2013, 21:26, Reply)

bbc.co.uk/news
Guardian.co.UK
Okcupid.com
Imlive.com
Wikipedia
B3ta.com
abo-babes.au
Men Only
fca.org.UK
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 21:28, Reply)

Do you think having a first name in common
with someone influential saves him from being barred off here?
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 4 Dec 2013, 21:32, Reply)

oh yer
And his xvideos.com page under the name ringofyre.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 21:33, Reply)

What's the actual story with that chap?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 21:34, Reply)

he positioned himself as a noble defender of internet fluffiness
And moral arbiter of these boards.

Then Rory found his Okcupid profile and shit went nuclear.

He's also one of the worst writers on qotw yet he thinks he's Michel Houellebecq or sutin.


The entire site hates him.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 21:37, Reply)

Good old Rory eh? Heh heh

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 21:40, Reply)

Rory is the true moral arbiter of this site.
Holding a mirror up to the egos, the lies, the autism and the cruelty; all the while maintaining an online character which embodies and exemplifies these very same qualities.

He's a wonderful man.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 21:43, Reply)

He's almost as odd as you.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 21:46, Reply)

I am not odd.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 21:47, Reply)

Sure.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 21:48, Reply)

totes blud

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 21:48, Reply)

he's a barely literate needy prick who appeared on QOTW a couple of years back and got the piss taken out of him
despite posting habitual off-topic rants/whinges about the mods failing to deal with the "trolls"* every other week, he keeps on coming back for more, suggesting he's an attention junkie at heart

this post probably started it all

* i.e. people who take the piss out of him for being a barely literate narcissistic windbag
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 21:43, Reply)

yer, a typically cutting precis from the Woodster

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 21:46, Reply)

Interesting.
As an aside, I have enjoyed the links on your profile.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 21:47, Reply)

the mods hate him too
He was making their lives hell with his incessant gazzes about the bullying.

Luckily enough, he has me on 2.0, so he can't see me calling him a paedophilic prawn-brained Aussie rapist.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 21:35, Reply)