Look over here it's a shiney Saturday thread about Saturday stuff
Who wants to see my socks?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 9:55, 34 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Not me!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 9:56, Reply)

Were you sat in here by yourself waiting for a thread?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 9:58, Reply)

No
Yes.

Maybe.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 10:02, Reply)

Alright Jeffers? Looking forward to your trip to the big smoke?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 10:06, Reply)

Never look forward to London in the run up to Christmas.
There might be other people there making it slightly crowded.

We should totally not meet for lunch and a pint.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 10:08, Reply)

It's rammed already, lucky I don't work near covent garden
I'll happily not meet you for a pint I'll happily meet you for a pint.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 10:10, Reply)

This makes makes me confused.
Are you suggesting no pint or not?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 10:12, Reply)

yes

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 10:12, Reply)

He's a tricky cunt.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 10:15, Reply)

*Starts massive attack*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 10:39, Reply)

Unfinishes sympathy.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 10:42, Reply)

If you like, can't do Sunday though

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 10:51, Reply)

Well it ain't gonna happen then.
Which is a shame, because I was hoping to not meet Dozer that day as well.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 11:06, Reply)

Like you could manage to post a pic of them anyway

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 10:08, Reply)

I've just tried : (

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 10:08, Reply)

Good morning spastics.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 10:14, Reply)

And good morning Jeff.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 10:15, Reply)

I fail to see what is good about it
I had two kids taking it in turns to call out for me between 5.30 and 7.30 this morning and later on I'm hosting a birthday party for ten horrible seven and eight year olds.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 10:17, Reply)

At least you can chill out with a spliff afterwards

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 10:21, Reply)

Is it too early to start on the gin?
/drinksheavilylivescoventry
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 10:22, Reply)

"4 children die in bouncy castle fire after drunk man urinates on electrics"
You crack on mate!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 10:27, Reply)

You crack on.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 10:28, Reply)

Gin?
A bit posh for Cov - have you considered meths?
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 10:32, Reply)

Michael Carroll is a bit posh for cov

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 10:49, Reply)

sair heid

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 10:31, Reply)

This isn't English, please do fuck off

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 10:51, Reply)

this isn't English, please do
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 10:59, Reply)

Morning all!
I've had 10 hours sleep, got up early, done my shopping and started the washing. All in all I'm feeling pretty chipper! I don't envy Tangles' party full of kids although I will be battling round Wellesbourne market later.
As to your socks - no.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 10:32, Reply)

Client lunch at the ivy yesterday
Started at 12. Finished at... 12.

My head hurts.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 10:46, Reply)

Go back to bed then.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 10:48, Reply)

Can't
Going out
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 11:00, Reply)

Well you're fucked then, aren't you.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 11:01, Reply)

All those balls knocking into it must give you quite a headache

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 10:49, Reply)

That's for amateurs
Just ask your wife
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 10:59, Reply)