They don't want to endorse charities...
And yet Children in Need, Comic Relief...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 10 Dec 2013, 19:28, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

CHILDREN IN NEED OF A GOOD SLAP MORE LIKE!!!!!!!!!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 19:29, Reply)

I hear ya.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 10 Dec 2013, 19:30, Reply)

Which supposedly funds drugs, guns and death, according to the highly impartial Beeb news.
Auntie really does have this whole self-flagellation thing down pat in the last year or two.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 19:31, Reply)

Comic relief are apparently 'reviewing their investment programme'.
Fancy.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 10 Dec 2013, 19:32, Reply)

most investment funds hold shares in that sort of thing
And, seeing as even the best ethical funds only deliver mediocre investment performance, investing in alcohol, tobacco and weapons is exactly what I would expect a charity to do.

Comic Relief just need a better IFA.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 19:33, Reply)

An organisation we work with refuses to be named in an investment programme we're currently developing
on the grounds that it's lottery funded and therefore against their Christian values. And yet they seem quite happy to take local government funding, which is raised by taxes, and Jebus hated the tax man.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 10 Dec 2013, 19:36, Reply)

Jesus said to give unto Caesar what is Caesar's though.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 19:37, Reply)

The stupid cunt.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 10 Dec 2013, 19:38, Reply)

Me, I won't be PROPERLY happy unless a film crew follows my fiver all the way from my bank account until it ends up in the hands of the poor person.
And it zooms in just enough that I can check the serial number is still the same and be able to say a relieved "yes, that's MY five pound note".
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 19:37, Reply)

your pension probably invests in Nestle, Monsanto and BAE

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 19:39, Reply)

That's why I don't have one.
My finances are planned out meticulously, I intend to declare myself bankrupt on my 70th birthday and then live on the state.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 19:45, Reply)

I'd be the same to be honest.
You can't trust these corrupt darkie nations.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 10 Dec 2013, 19:40, Reply)