Anyone still around?
General roll call sound off like you've got a pair
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 21:25, 56 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Good evening.
I'm watching the first thing on ITV for a while; the thing about Lord Lucan. It isn't bad.

What're you up to?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 21:27, Reply)

Just finished off emails and sat amonst a pile of A0 sized bits of paper with a scale rule
LIVING THE DREAM.....how's the new position working out for you?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 21:30, Reply)

Good thanks. Obviously given what I do it's a contract not a permanent role, but they are very understanding about me being a dad & so flexible about when I work.
Never been even remotely involved with restructuring £250million of existing corporate debt & the raising of £100million of additional capital before.

I keep having to knock zeros off the paperwork to help me comprehend it all.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 21:35, Reply)

Was that really a picture of you that Al posted?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 21:36, Reply)

Yes.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 21:38, Reply)

Was that his cock on your face?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 21:40, Reply)

Yes

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 21:45, Reply)

I always thought you would look fatter
*edit* What a cunt that Al is
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 21:41, Reply)

It's fair to say when he starts posting surnames, photos etc. you can tell he feels he has lost any attempt to try & regain credibility.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 21:44, Reply)

yeah I don't think he gives a shit

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 21:45, Reply)

He is quite odd.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 21:49, Reply)

The last B3tan I went for a pint with was adamant that Al is, and I quote, 'lovely'.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 21:53, Reply)

I have also heard this.
I have also met him, my judgement following that is a little different, not massively, but different in some respects, however he has become a pillock recently.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 22:00, Reply)

yer I wasn't convinced

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 22:02, Reply)

And neither does Al
tee hee
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 21:51, Reply)

SIR! HERE, SIR!
I've just eaten a curly wurly, they're really rather good.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 21:30, Reply)

Curly wurly's used to be massive
I ate some as a child but then you know what happened?


I GROWN UP
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 21:32, Reply)

I find them a bit elaborate to eat. I prefer Yorkies, and Snickers, less complex brutes.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 21:34, Reply)

Real men eat Stilton

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 21:35, Reply)

YES.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 21:36, Reply)

I have both a Colston Basset and a Cropwell Bishop quarter wheel for Christmas
I prefer one over the other but I'm buggered if I can remember which one
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 21:39, Reply)

I will get a few cheeses, not sure what yet.
Except I know I will get some of an exceptionally good cheddar (poachers) & some cambazola as part of the selection.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 21:43, Reply)

Strong cheddar is my favourite.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 21:44, Reply)

Tried Poachers cheddar? Awesome.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 21:47, Reply)

Stichelton is quite a popular choice from the Welbeck estate close to me

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 21:50, Reply)

Is that the blue cheese made with unpasteurised milk?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 21:53, Reply)

Yep I'm suprised they are even allowed to even sell it
www.stichelton.co.uk/
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 21:59, Reply)

YUM YUM YUM.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 22:03, Reply)

I thought that I had mentioned it before but seems I never named dropped it
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1976032#post1976048
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 22:09, Reply)

I have a problem with blue cheeses
I like them but they give me sweats and vivid dreams/nightmares.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 21:37, Reply)

blue cheeses Planes flying over Conventry
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 21:40, Reply)

Stilton is nice.
Got a nice Lancashire at moment, need moar cheese for the festive gorge fest.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 21:43, Reply)

Lots of cheese is one of the best things about Christmas. See also baking your own gammon, so to speak.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 21:45, Reply)

Good oatcakes are excellent with cheese, a good thing from the Jockanese.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 21:48, Reply)

Yes. As are Carr's water biscuits & plenty of celery.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 21:49, Reply)

Never been mad on celery.
Biscuits, cheese and a decent chutney.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 21:52, Reply)

Celery is grim

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 21:54, Reply)

Celery has it's place IE mirepoix

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 21:56, Reply)

and as part of a bolgnese sauce
But unless it's chopped up really small and then cooked it's just eew.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 21:59, Reply)

Are you still Vegi or has the power of a bacon sandwich turned you yet?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 22:04, Reply)

still quendetarian

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 22:06, Reply)

I gather Thomas Crapper is Frank?
I'm surprised he has not wrote his own code to both ignore us all and make all of his posts go onto the super secret "Popular Frank Page"
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 22:11, Reply)

I always find chutney* overly dominates the taste of the cheese.
*insert poor 'joke' here.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 21:54, Reply)

FERRET

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 21:56, Reply)

Alright HH.
All set for Christmas? You getting another turtle? You cuold atart breeding them.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 21:31, Reply)

Nahhh he's getting some small fish to hunt
does anyone know what type of tropical fish are...
A: cheap
B: A razor back musk turtle can eat
C: Don't look like anything from "Finding Nemo" so I don't have a guilt trip?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 21:34, Reply)

Netto fish fingers.
They'll be fine.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 21:41, Reply)

Yeah like I'm going to fall for that one
Fish don't even have hands
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 21:42, Reply)

I'm getting a pet in the new year, signed up for this.
madlab.org.uk/content/anthropomorphic-mouse-taxidermy-09-02-2014/
I'll put it in a vulgar position.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 21:47, Reply)

I am 'puppy sitting' on Friday - a 14 week old pug.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 21:50, Reply)

Great white sharks are full of protein.
How hungry is your turtle?
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 11 Dec 2013, 21:49, Reply)

Is that an euphemism and are you hitting on me?
*crosses fingers*Please, please, please let Ed be hittng on me
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 21:54, Reply)

Alright HH

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 11 Dec 2013, 21:51, Reply)

Word up ED
It's the only word
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 21:52, Reply)

Sneaky last pints time.
Bye all.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 21:53, Reply)

Pints buckets of cum
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 21:54, Reply)