fuck me, some people are common innit
Story in the Metro about a baby that died. His name was Feonyx.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 12:50, 4 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Died of shame, I expect.

( Kroney, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 12:50, Reply)

it's worse than that one called Keanu
There should be the same system here as there is in New Zealand. Acceptable names. There was a story in the local paper this year about a kid called Blayze.

Not only that, but in order to look even classier, her long term unemployed parents gave her a double barreled surname.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 12:53, Reply)

My daughter is friends with kids called Atticus and Arlo.
North London pricks.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 13:04, Reply)

Ancient Rome pricks more like.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 13:10, Reply)

*Sigh*
No, Jason. Atticus means 'from Attica', in Greece.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 13:13, Reply)

Imma start using the internet before I reply.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 13:17, Reply)

I think there was a roman chap called atticus so youre half right, im just being a pedantic prick

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 13:23, Reply)

Titus Pomponius Atticus
You pompous tittus
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 13:24, Reply)

I have cousins called Octavia and Cressida.
Middle class pretension is just as cringey as working class pretension.

The worst one I saw was a few years ago, a 13 year old girl named her kid T-Jay.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 13:11, Reply)

How dreadfully common.
Imagine reading the Metro
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 12:51, Reply)

Heh heh

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 12:52, Reply)

no no no, someone pointed this out to me.
Honest.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 12:54, Reply)

What's that Wodehouse quote?
There's some raw work done at the baptismal font.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 13 Dec 2013, 12:57, Reply)

Happy birthday.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 13:03, Reply)

I think the exact quote was:
"Can some cunt start a new thread? This one appears to be dead"
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 13:04, Reply)

done

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 13:13, Reply)

bet he won't be rising from the phlames.
eh?

EH?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 13:26, Reply)