Anyone who adds a summary of their qualifications to their name is a needy twat compensating for a lack of recognition in their day to day life.
Along the lines of 'Jeremy Prickface BA Hons (Oxon) '.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 13:50, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

You know someone called Jeremy Prickface?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 13:51, Reply)

Heard about him, yet to meet him. apparently dating a ginger lawyer I know.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 13:53, Reply)

Zing!
No, wait!
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 13:53, Reply)

You can get a degree in beef stock?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 13:52, Reply)

I can

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 13:55, Reply)

This is SO true
See also any work qualifications. I once saw someone with a Microsoft MCP badge proudly displayed. This is the equivalent of saying you have passed one GCSE at grade G
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 13:54, Reply)

I agree
David Prickface 10 GCSE's and a BTEC HND
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 13:56, Reply)

Might as well list your membership of the RAC or the fact you've got a loyalty card.
Have you met 'Thomas Twat (Clubcard)'?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 13:57, Reply)

My boss signs his emails Bill Prickface MBCS
He might as well sign it Bill Prickface has a chip on his shoulder about his lack of degree
( Peej, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:00, Reply)

A few of the manufacturers I deal with have started adding their meaningless procurement qualifications in their email sigs
Like anyone gives a fuck.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:03, Reply)

I did put my mcdst on my email sig
but it was a joke in work to see who could get away with the longest genuine list of qualifications in a prick off
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 13:58, Reply)

BA CCA CCA CCA CCA CCA MCP MCSA MCSA MCSE MCSE MCITP CCEA CCIA

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:19, Reply)

POW!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:19, Reply)

Fucksticks
CCSP CCSP
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:20, Reply)

VMA?
I can't remember
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:20, Reply)

What's the Soviet Union got to do with anything?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:23, Reply)

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( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:25, Reply)

nice
I put all the comptia (pointless) ones in too.

and I just checked and it seems all my old MS quals have been retired :(
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:27, Reply)

Fuck knows
I just have a drawer full of certificates, badges and card thingies
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:36, Reply)

I did it years ago
before I decided that IT wasn't the doss I thought it would be,

I forgot the MCP though I would have come second with that
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:40, Reply)

I cant remember any more and currently need to do two more exams for two more qualifications
IT woes
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:42, Reply)