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I knobbed an Amy years ago
She was in no way a porker
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:36,
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Me too
Probably a different one mind
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:39,
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was there a queue?
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:39,
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There should have been
FILTHY that girl
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:40,
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hahaha
I hope there was a box of wet wipes at the door then
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:44,
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I needed them
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:45,
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shut it fatso
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:39,
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*eats cake*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:41,
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Sorry mate, in my mind you've now fucked a fat bird.
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Kroney, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:44,
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I also used to swear by the fact that
I had never met an ugly Hannah, but this was ruined for me a few years back
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:45,
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Louises are usually common.
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Kroney, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:47,
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Lucys
are often filthy in bed.
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:48,
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A Mary is usually hairy.
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Kroney, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:49,
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Virginia needs a quim trim
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:49,
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Louises have massive tits
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:49,
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Men will often stereotype women based on spurious information
*one for the sisters*
*fights power*
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:50,
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That's their fault for being sex objects.
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Kroney, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:50,
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Claire's are larger ladies
Helen's are twee
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:52,
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Lisas usually have children by 19
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Kroney, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:53,
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I fucked a thin Clare
and a fatter (fat) Claire...
It must be the added "I"
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:53,
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+p +e
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:53,
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I was setting you up for an
Eyes bigger than the belly but you let me down sporters
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:54,
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Sorry man
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:55,
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Thats ok...
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:56,
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I've fucked many fat birds
/noshame
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:45,
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The important thing about the cuddlier lady is that they retain a womanly figure.
The minute that figure hits "spherical", it's bye bye baby.
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Kroney, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:52,
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When you ball a fold, trouble starts
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:55,
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Remember the rhyme
When the flesh fold farts, trouble starts
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:57,
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The 11th Commandment
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 15:09,
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