Was seeing this girl for about a week,
I was desperately in love with her, one that got away sort of thing, still think about her from time to time. Anyway, went back to hers one night, and got busy as it were. Afterward, I started to notice a horrible smell, we were pretty grubby stoner types do I just wondered if she'd not changed the sheets in a bit, or left some food under the bed. But it kept getting worse, so I mentioned it to her, she said she was worried I'd shit myself thanks to all the booze, and I was a little offended, but very drunk so you know, then she got up to look for the smell and it turned out her cat had shit in the bed and it was all over her back. Gross. We stayed at mine from then on.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 13 Dec 2013, 15:47, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

BORK!!
That made me smile and grimace at the same time.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 15:49, Reply)

hahahahahahahahaha!
WINNER
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 15:54, Reply)

bleaugh!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 16:40, Reply)