Half-falling asleep on the job isn't a great thing to betray to her.
Certainly if in doing so she asks you what you're thinking, and you respond laughingly about the idea of your mate trying to play the banjo underwater.

They don't tend to appreciate that.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 16:01, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Hahahaha
I like this
(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 16:03, Reply)

Afternoon bear.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 16:05, Reply)

Alright padingv

(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 16:06, Reply)

hahah!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 16:05, Reply)

A girl at uni fancied a guy I knew for years.
Proper desperate for him to notice her. In the last year, at a birthday party, she finally got lucky with him.

The mistake she made was riding him. She thought he was just enjoying it until the snoring started.
( Kroney, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 16:05, Reply)

hey, no stories about me from uni please

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 16:12, Reply)

Soz
To everybody: Dozer definitely didn't ride a mate of mine who found it so boring he fell asleep.
( Kroney, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 16:14, Reply)

clickin dis

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 16:22, Reply)