No more work 'till the 6th Jan!
And that's if I can be arsed to go back.

Beat that Internet.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 18:32, 29 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

alright Jeff

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 18:33, Reply)

Yeap!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 18:34, Reply)

i had some bacon
but I can't go to the steampunk evening I was goign to this evening. I'm ill and my friend who was coming decided she had better places to go :(
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 18:34, Reply)

Can't beat that one Jeff - I am jealous!
However, the 'if I can be arsed to go back' thing' is already part of my personal philosophy.
In other news, my total lack of work ethic has landed the company its biggest ever single order in its 30+ year history. Just think what I could do if I tried.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 18:37, Reply)

See below

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 18:38, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2168200
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 18:37, Reply)

I will get paid

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 18:37, Reply)

Have you given any thought to killing yourself?
A/C
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 18:39, Reply)

My day rate is higher than yours

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 18:43, Reply)

Alright Chompy.
Date rape?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 18:44, Reply)

Fucksticks. Edited.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 18:44, Reply)

rape raisins

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 18:53, Reply)

fiddling with figs

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 18:57, Reply)

sexually assaulted peanuts

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 19:01, Reply)

I'm not you.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 18:49, Reply)

I is off to a party with booze. Food too, a grown up party this one.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 18:57, Reply)

This dog sitting lark is quite good fun. Makes a change.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 18:59, Reply)

Pugs are ugly buggeers.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 19:18, Reply)

Yes. Only 14 weeks old, so it's a laugh.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 19:19, Reply)

my friend has a shi tzu
i thought I didn't like those but it turns out she's ace and cuddly
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 19:22, Reply)

I went to a zoo once, it only had one animal in it; a dog.
It was a shi tzu.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 19:23, Reply)

you're wheeling out all the golden oldies tonight, doz
what's making you so happy and carefree?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 19:24, Reply)

Someone liked his photo on Grindr.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 19:29, Reply)

Someone looked at his profile on Gaydar.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 19:41, Reply)

Some hairy truck driver mucked up in his mouth in the gents at the Little Chef on the A64.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 19:47, Reply)

oh man you've done your research

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 19:51, Reply)

He'll do anything for the Olympic Breakfast.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 20:18, Reply)

Someone used an anal speculum to insert various pregnant rodents in him.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 19:51, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2169258
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 19:54, Reply)