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alt: one evening. it was good, but nothing spectacular.

altalt: no idea. it's a traditional Christmas dinner at a lake district pub. hopefully they will understand vegetarian food, not like my father's fucking golf club when we had a family dinner there on 29 dec last year, and I got.... egg mayonnaise, followed by a fucking omelette...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 17:54, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Teach you to be fussy.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 17:55, Reply)

Both in her food and choices of "lovers"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 17:58, Reply)

Clearly not on your second point.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 18:00, Reply)

it's more like being a barn door banged around by a gale force wind than tender lovemaking

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 18:03, Reply)

That's a good thing though, right?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 18:06, Reply)

SOMETIMES

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 18:08, Reply)

and a bit side salad, surely?
Some people are never happy.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 18:00, Reply)

urgh those 70's style egg mayonnaise things - cold boiled eggs covered in more cold egg... it's just not RIGHT

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 18:03, Reply)