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	 look it's a new thread without a long boring swipe V Rory sub thread
	look it's a new thread without a long boring swipe V Rory sub thread
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 20:34,
	
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	 or any posts...
	or any posts...
 	how's the bump?
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 20:38,
	
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	 All good, growing, making mrs ape miserable. On the plus side I get a driver at my disposal
	All good, growing, making mrs ape miserable. On the plus side I get a driver at my disposal
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 20:40,
	
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	 i can't believe you didn't volunteer to have this one
	i can't believe you didn't volunteer to have this one
 	she did the first one
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 20:47,
	
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	 fuck that shit, i do the money making
	fuck that shit, i do the money making
 	plus when the kids have left home say in 20 years time, I'll still have 20 more fucking years to work!
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 20:50,
	
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	 20 years?
	20 years?
 	are you having a laugh? they'll be back after uni like a pair of floppy haired boomerangs.
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 20:55,
	
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	 i think a girl is allowed floppy hair
	i think a girl is allowed floppy hair
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 20:59,
	
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	 she might turn out like my cousin
	she might turn out like my cousin
 	decide she's a lezzer and shave it...
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:01,
	
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	 Well there was a bit of subthread that Rory deleted.
	Well there was a bit of subthread that Rory deleted. 
 	I'd like to think I got under his skin but I doubt it.
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 The Disappointed Caravanner of the year
 The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 20:39,
	
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	 i love that little scamp
	i love that little scamp
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 20:40,
	
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	 It's not often you can summon up a sociopathic nutter at the press of an F5
	It's not often you can summon up a sociopathic nutter at the press of an F5
 	He's our modern day shite Aladdins' Genie.
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 The Disappointed Caravanner of the year
 The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 20:44,
	
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	 he's like internet mitosis
	he's like internet mitosis
 	divisive
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 20:47,
	
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	 I've always tended towards slightly annoying obsessive until recently
	I've always tended towards slightly annoying obsessive until recently
 	The sort of person that, pre internet, would start a doll or police badge museum and be very VERY earnest about it. 
Now I think he's a nutter who needs to be sectioned.
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 The Disappointed Caravanner of the year
 The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 20:52,
	
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	 What have I missed?
	What have I missed?
 	Nothing original I expect.
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 20:47,
	
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	 you'd hate it, skip it
	you'd hate it, skip it
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 20:47,
	
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	 Same shit, Rory got upset though.
	Same shit, Rory got upset though.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 20:52,
	
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	 But you fed him.
	But you fed him.
 	
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 The Disappointed Caravanner of the year
 The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 20:55,
	
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	 I know, I know. Sorry!
	I know, I know. Sorry!
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:01,
	
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	 Even you had a pop at him.
	Even you had a pop at him.
 	Highfrogfives. Thought he was your chum  :O
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 20:55,
	
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	 Nah, he's a prick.
	Nah, he's a prick.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:02,
	
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	 Hi.
	Hi. 
 	How are you?
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 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon.
 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 16 Dec 2013, 20:42,
	
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	 alright pig? Yeah not bad, busier than an OT regular at an all you can eat buffet
	alright pig? Yeah not bad, busier than an OT regular at an all you can eat buffet
 	how's tricks?
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 20:44,
	
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	 one of our search providers sent 3 massive boxes of cadburys bars and boxes today
	one of our search providers sent 3 massive boxes of cadburys bars and boxes today
 	it was like feeding time at the zoo
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 20:47,
	
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	 I'm sorry I missed the 3way rory swipey frogcock thread.
	I'm sorry I missed the 3way rory swipey frogcock thread.
 	It looked well lol . Unfortunately I was nomming
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 20:46,
	
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	 poor rory
	poor rory
 	foaming at the mouth
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 20:46,
	
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	 I bet he had you frothing at the gash :-)
	I bet he had you frothing at the gash :-)
 	
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 20:48,
	
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	 I certainly was.
	I certainly was.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 20:51,
	
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	 Jump...water jump
	Jump...water jump
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 20:53,
	
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	 That's one of the few I'm not that into :(
	That's one of the few I'm not that into :(
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 20:53,
	
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	 have you heard his fabriclive mix?
	have you heard his fabriclive mix?
 	He stops the mix halfway through and drops that. It's pretty sweet.
Plus, that bass sound is impeccably done. And the breakbeat goes boom thwack.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 20:55,
	
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	 can you gaz me that list you posted a while back of mixes and shit?
	can you gaz me that list you posted a while back of mixes and shit?
 	xx
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 20:57,
	
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	 no
	no
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:01,
	
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	 Clickin dis
	Clickin dis
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:02,
	
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	 #LEDGEBANTZ
	#LEDGEBANTZ
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:03,
	
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	 Haha
	Haha
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:05,
	
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	 pricks :(
	pricks :(
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:09,
	
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	 Bloobloo
	Bloobloo
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:10,
	
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	 You're 'worse than Fairholme'
	You're 'worse than Fairholme'
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:10,
	
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	 Not yet, I have it bookmarked but keep forgetting.
	Not yet, I have it bookmarked but keep forgetting.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:00,
	
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	 loads of tracks sound like Rez.
	loads of tracks sound like Rez.
 	Either that, or Erotic Discourse.
Some manage both.
Noise flies high no-one there to see it.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:06,
	
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	 he makes me lol
	he makes me lol
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 20:54,
	
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	 alright
	alright
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 20:48,
	
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	 alright original Brittas
	alright original Brittas
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 20:49,
	
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	 alright Field Marshall Nakington-Smythe (Ret.)
	alright Field Marshall Nakington-Smythe (Ret.)
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 20:49,
	
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	 Alright plum.
	Alright plum.
 	
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 20:50,
	
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	 alright Beeps
	alright Beeps
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 20:51,
	
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	 you should ask him out on a date
	you should ask him out on a date
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 20:51,
	
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	 We've been on a date before.
	We've been on a date before.
 	He's a very gentle lover.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 20:51,
	
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	 sounds like a good raison to see him again
	sounds like a good raison to see him again
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 20:57,
	
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	 do you mean raisin?
	do you mean raisin?
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:02,
	
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	 What kind?
	What kind?
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:02,
	
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	 rape.
	rape.
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:03,
	
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	 d' etre
	d' etre
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:05,
	
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	 Spakaman was the icing on the  cake
	Spakaman was the icing on the  cake
 	Or the jizz on the paras' cream crackers.
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 20:57,
	
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	 gash, i've foolishly clicked on both of them
	gash, i've foolishly clicked on both of them
 	stupid purple namers
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 20:54,
	
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	 clickin dis
	clickin dis
 	Clear your history.....
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:09,
	
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	 clickin dis
	clickin dis
 	Clear your history.....
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:09,
	
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	 alright fake Dozer
	alright fake Dozer
 	
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:10,
	
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	 alright fake Dozer
	alright fake Dozer
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:11,
	
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	 but this is just what the real fake dozer would say...
	but this is just what the real fake dozer would say...
 	edit I rest my case
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:11,
	
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	 ent much of a hot to trot detective are ya?
	ent much of a hot to trot detective are ya?
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:13,
	
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	 it's a work computer
	it's a work computer
 	we don't have the authority to do that... it's almost like they don't trust us!
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:10,
	
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	 oh yer froggo m8
	oh yer froggo m8
 	That record turned up but didn't have enough postage on it so I have to pay £1.10 to pick dat fucker up innit
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:14,
	
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	 Bollocks. I sent it via courier mutha fucka. Hermes innit.
	Bollocks. I sent it via courier mutha fucka. Hermes innit.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:17,
	
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	 I think it's that record anyroad
	I think it's that record anyroad
 	Might be summat else. One of dose 'while ye wurnae in ye dippit wee cunt' cairds came through the door innit bruv.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:18,
	
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	 I sent it on my Hermes the newest shit courier we re using
	I sent it on my Hermes the newest shit courier we re using 
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:20,
	
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	 Naive Reception is the one that's both Rez and Erotic Discourse at the same time isn't it thankyouplease
	Naive Reception is the one that's both Rez and Erotic Discourse at the same time isn't it thankyouplease
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:20,
	
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	 Yes
	Yes
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:24,
	
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	 Also the best one to play at serious volume in a dark nightclub with strobes and that eh
	Also the best one to play at serious volume in a dark nightclub with strobes and that eh
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:24,
	
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	 You're all extremely lucky you bunch of cunts; I've started a new thread.
	You're all extremely lucky you bunch of cunts; I've started a new thread. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 21:20,
	
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