hoorah, someone normal
I don't really. I'm far too shy and retiring.

alt: urgh, tea is gross. BUT my niece's revolting singing pony thing that she wants for Christmas just arrived, and the seller threw in a massive block of malteser chocolate. so you can have some of that if you want?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 15:54, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

normal?! I'm hurt
I have chai or coffee, too. I think the three days over christmas may be my making up eating chocolate days for the rest of the year

wait...malteser chocolate, that exists?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 15:56, Reply)

yes
I would be more excited about it if we hadn't been bombarded with chocolate all week. as it is, it is making me feel a bit sick to look at it!!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 15:58, Reply)

You mean you really ordered a gut load of chocolate & got a toy thrown in for free.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 15:56, Reply)

no
I mean I ordered "Tessie goes trotting". it's revolting. its eyelashes are freaking me out.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 15:58, Reply)

Sounds quite noncey.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 16:01, Reply)

she'll love it
the kid has the taste of a 70's drag queen
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 16:05, Reply)

^ definitely Yewtree material.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 16:10, Reply)

WHATS WRONG WITH EYELASHES?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 16:03, Reply)

girl toys are awful
stupid pink aisle
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 16:06, Reply)

her older sister isn't so bad
she wants night vision goggles. worryingly.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 16:06, Reply)

that sounds ace
why's that worrying?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 16:07, Reply)

i want night vision gogles
well, I want a night vision video camera
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 16:07, Reply)

for my voyerism business

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 16:08, Reply)

because she's 7
she's not even allowed out at night!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 16:10, Reply)

+ mostly

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 16:11, Reply)

you can switch lights off

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 16:14, Reply)

how do you think i've ever managed to have sex??

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 16:34, Reply)

You're one of those beastly forrins AICMFP.
I'm an exhibitionist but I don't like to talk about it.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 15:57, Reply)

What's in the box?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 15:58, Reply)

what box?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 16:05, Reply)

>:(

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 16:05, Reply)

heh

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 16:06, Reply)

see what you got!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 16:06, Reply)