Anyone want a non racist attention seeking thread?
Well I suppose all threads are attention seeking in some way

So in what way are you an exhibitionist (not just being in the nuddy), how do you get attention?

alt: tea anyone?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 15:52, 101 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

hoorah, someone normal
I don't really. I'm far too shy and retiring.

alt: urgh, tea is gross. BUT my niece's revolting singing pony thing that she wants for Christmas just arrived, and the seller threw in a massive block of malteser chocolate. so you can have some of that if you want?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 15:54, Reply)

normal?! I'm hurt
I have chai or coffee, too. I think the three days over christmas may be my making up eating chocolate days for the rest of the year

wait...malteser chocolate, that exists?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 15:56, Reply)

yes
I would be more excited about it if we hadn't been bombarded with chocolate all week. as it is, it is making me feel a bit sick to look at it!!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 15:58, Reply)

You mean you really ordered a gut load of chocolate & got a toy thrown in for free.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 15:56, Reply)

no
I mean I ordered "Tessie goes trotting". it's revolting. its eyelashes are freaking me out.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 15:58, Reply)

Sounds quite noncey.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 16:01, Reply)

she'll love it
the kid has the taste of a 70's drag queen
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 16:05, Reply)

^ definitely Yewtree material.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 16:10, Reply)

WHATS WRONG WITH EYELASHES?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 16:03, Reply)

girl toys are awful
stupid pink aisle
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 16:06, Reply)

her older sister isn't so bad
she wants night vision goggles. worryingly.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 16:06, Reply)

that sounds ace
why's that worrying?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 16:07, Reply)

i want night vision gogles
well, I want a night vision video camera
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 16:07, Reply)

for my voyerism business

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 16:08, Reply)

because she's 7
she's not even allowed out at night!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 16:10, Reply)

+ mostly

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 16:11, Reply)

you can switch lights off

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 16:14, Reply)

how do you think i've ever managed to have sex??

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 16:34, Reply)

You're one of those beastly forrins AICMFP.
I'm an exhibitionist but I don't like to talk about it.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 15:57, Reply)

What's in the box?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 15:58, Reply)

what box?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 16:05, Reply)

>:(

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 16:05, Reply)

heh

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 16:06, Reply)

see what you got!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 16:06, Reply)

The original thread:
b3ta.com/talk/5102679

She even invokes the 'this is b3ta' defence, much beloved of the likes of Spimf et al.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 16:01, Reply)

RIP shitshitshit :'(

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 16:03, Reply)

you've killed off nearly all of those people
lucky you don't work in healthcare innit
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 16:04, Reply)

I'm still reeling from the discovery that someone fucking bred with her.
I didn't realise she was a) human and b) in possession of enough chromosomes to reproduce.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 16:06, Reply)

you managed it too
which is also shocking and distressing in equal measures
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 16:07, Reply)

Nonsense, I'm a wonderful human being.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 16:08, Reply)

i used to think you and syncubus were the same person

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 16:10, Reply)

Fucking hell, there's no need for that sort of bullying.
There is a line and you have crossed it.

*runs off crying*
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 16:11, Reply)

yeah, go cry into your pink sock

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 16:11, Reply)

Oh for fu-
*boiks*
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 16:13, Reply)

+n

+ south African

+ online
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 16:15, Reply)

The tip was damp. THE FUCKING TIP WAS FUCKING DAMP.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 16:15, Reply)

this is what happens when you get overexcited about posting pictures of your cock
online
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 16:16, Reply)

Oh I say
10/10
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 16:21, Reply)

swipe, y u do dis

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 16:22, Reply)

it's because your cock does that pre-cum thing

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 16:34, Reply)

Fucking hell, terrific internetting from Swipe here.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 18:32, Reply)

I don't even have a retort, I've been thoroughly fucking destroyed, online.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 19:34, Reply)

Exhibitionist? I play* and sing** in public
Alt: Cheers, no sugar in mine BECAUSE I'M NOT A HOMO!

*Badly
** Sounds like the cross between a coffee grinder and a moose being noisily slaughtered with a badly-running blunt chainsaw
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 16:02, Reply)

I do acting and that.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 16:07, Reply)

on here?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 16:08, Reply)

Yeah I pretend to be this deplorable cunt.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 16:10, Reply)

K Swizz thinks you're the greatest person in the world.

( Bazongaloid, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 16:10, Reply)

I'm making her come to the UK next October and she wants to meet you.

( Bazongaloid, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 16:11, Reply)

Who?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 16:11, Reply)

Sorry, I've confused you with Broadsword.
I apologise, she doesn't know who you are.
( Bazongaloid, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 16:13, Reply)

But I've never even met Sammi, let alone fucked her.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 16:14, Reply)

to the UK next October and she wants to meet you.

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 16:12, Reply)

I'm trying not to draw attention to myself at the moment
as I'm currently drinking Miller at my desk
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 16:07, Reply)

just empty it into a mug
job done
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 16:08, Reply)

Mug A has coffee remnants in
Mug B has tea in
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 16:09, Reply)

wash mug

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 16:13, Reply)

or get more violent alcohol and it will disolve the dirt

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 16:13, Reply)

Fuck that shit
I'm onto the 2nd bottle now
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 16:18, Reply)

ben must have gone up in the world if he's got a PA now

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 16:10, Reply)

Tenuous but mildly lol

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 16:10, Reply)

My intention is to bring back an empty vodka bottle from Christmas, and fill it with water.
Any time some twonk annoys me, I'll swig prominently from it.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 16:16, Reply)

This is a really good idea
DO IT
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 16:18, Reply)

Functioning alcoholic^

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 16:47, Reply)

Also miller? Wtf?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 16:49, Reply)

I get by on account of my natural suave nature and my occasional LOLs.
Or. I only have a handful of people who I class as actual friends, who have stood the test of time over the years. We don't really need to fight to be the most popuLOL or owt like that, because we are all funny buggers.

Alt. Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 16:16, Reply)

engage!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 16:17, Reply)

Translation: you have no friends because you are an upset gaylord.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 16:18, Reply)

Dunno who you are, soz.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 16:20, Reply)

I'M RICK JAMES, BITCH

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 16:22, Reply)

Your second apostrophe fell there, squire.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 16:24, Reply)

Tanya Hijazi

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 16:26, Reply)

Tea Pease
Earl Grey Pudding
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 16:29, Reply)

I recently introduced the other half to ham and pease pudding recently.
I never realised it was that northern until I moved!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 16:31, Reply)

Is bumming a northern thing?
You don't really hear about it down these parts, I assumed it started with bored miners
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 16:50, Reply)

the wise woman doesn't like it up the poo pipe eh?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 16:56, Reply)

The sun has gone down that indicates moving from tea/coffee to booze

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 16:48, Reply)

i like the list of times for cocktails in the hawksmoor menu
one for every hour of the day, except between midnight and 6am, when clearly only an animal would be drinking...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 17:12, Reply)

Gerraload of this Christmas menu for Saturday. I am salivating!
australasia.uk.com/download/content/23/0/
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 17:30, Reply)

Not clicking that, it might be a link to bullshit about equality and the bent agenda. Soz.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 17:34, Reply)

I'm not one of them burn your jockstrap queers.
I don't even think we should marry or have kids.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 17:39, Reply)

two men cant have kids anyway! silly jason. you need a lady for that.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 17:41, Reply)

don't say that
rory LOVES gay kids
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 17:42, Reply)

The roast hake sounds good.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 17:49, Reply)

i don't really like hake
worst of all teh fishies
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 17:54, Reply)

I hake you!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 18:05, Reply)