this is more qotw length and it lacks any mention of food
but ok, i'll tell y'all about the time my revolting ana colleague finally managed to snog someone after telling us all that she hadn't had sex for 8 years and straddling a trainee at the Christmas party.

I texted my colleague and then boyfriend to say "YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT, V FINALLY PULLED SOMEONE"...... only to send it to her by mistake.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 20:40, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

for gods sake Rachel, please delete this post and extinguish your horrifying life

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 20:41, Reply)

Extonguish etc

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 20:42, Reply)

yer onnit

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 20:43, Reply)

after you

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 20:55, Reply)

hahaha yeah

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 20:42, Reply)

Cool story Golloan

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 20:44, Reply)

Filthy hobbitses

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 21:01, Reply)