my train terminates at Glasgow, although thank feck I get off at Lancaster to change
train manager has just gone and been replaced by a Scottish equivalent. seriously, not one word he says over the intercom is comprehensible. savages.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 16:55, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

alricht, ken?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 16:59, Reply)

I bet you're riding it hard
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2175479
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 17:03, Reply)

smooth and on time thank you

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 17:08, Reply)

Times a right for this tune
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Moi7CI2CCNg
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 17:12, Reply)

Haha Never realised how camp they look

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 17:15, Reply)

Why did you do that, Harters?
WHY?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 17:52, Reply)

It's all Swipes fault honest

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 18:15, Reply)

I remember dancing to that
In my black flecked suit, square cut tie and pastel slip-ons.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 18:18, Reply)

Needs MOAR High waist banded trousers

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 18:22, Reply)

I'd like to think I cut quite a dash in Barrow-in-Furness in the late 80's
I must have done, because whenever I go back they're still dressed like that.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 18:26, Reply)

YOU CUNT.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 19:22, Reply)

NO YOUN ARE

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 20:38, Reply)

Have you at least got some booze?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 24 Dec 2013, 17:17, Reply)

That's a leagal requirement to get into Scotland right?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 17:19, Reply)

I dunno, I don't travel north. Horrid place.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 24 Dec 2013, 17:22, Reply)

I don't even believe in North

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 17:23, Reply)

My compass is a semicircle.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 24 Dec 2013, 17:24, Reply)

Morale one no doubt

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 17:25, Reply)

comp
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 17:28, Reply)

Windy is Svelt TRUFAX

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 17:30, Reply)

An IKEA storage unit?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 17:31, Reply)

Even worse like a pair of Russel Brands jeans

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 17:34, Reply)