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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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It seems gout might be my christmas present to myself. The tingling has started.
Teach me to eat liver and fava beans with red wine.
(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 15:01, 89 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
Serves you right for lectering others about their eating and drinking habits

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 15:08, Reply)
Hannibal style?

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 15:54, Reply)
Yeah thanks for giving me this earworm :(
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWsRz3TJDEY
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 16:12, Reply)
alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 16:32, Reply)
What's your story then mate?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 24 Dec 2013, 16:37, Reply)
He was probs last in line on your mum

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 17:01, Reply)
Mums always need a lot of loosening before I take my turn.

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 17:05, Reply)
Yeah right child birth makes them REAL TIGHT

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 17:07, Reply)
My brother was a monster baby.
10 lbs 10oz
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 24 Dec 2013, 17:20, Reply)
Lightweight
11lbs 13oz
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 17:21, Reply)
Fat.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 24 Dec 2013, 17:24, Reply)
Yes
Your point?
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 17:25, Reply)
I think he's calling you a fat bald retard that can only play music in Coventry because you're fat and ugly
AND NOBODY LIKES YOU


I could be wrong, I'm just taking a stab in the dark
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 17:32, Reply)
like popping peas for thesize of your mums ZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 17:21, Reply)
Ha ha ha ha ha, all those chemicals to make the conditions right for childbirth - nothing like a good gangbang. Ask your Mum, largest last

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 18:19, Reply)
Well that's mighty rude.
How are you HH? All set for some chrimbo drinking and eating?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 24 Dec 2013, 17:17, Reply)
Way ahead of that now *hic*

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 17:18, Reply)
I'm off to some family friends in a bit,
Already a half day of drinking behind me, might be messy.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 24 Dec 2013, 17:21, Reply)
*shakes head*
NO MORE BODYS IN THE PUBLIC LAVS OK
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 17:22, Reply)
Alright. Chill.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 24 Dec 2013, 17:24, Reply)
You OK mate?
this place has gone to rack and ruin since you gave up the landlord business
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 17:26, Reply)
I'm good man,
Enjoying life in the new job for sure.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 24 Dec 2013, 17:51, Reply)
Yet you leave this place in Disarray
I'm really not sure if I can forgive you for that Wee pee.....I'm really not sure at all
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 17:54, Reply)
Cheer up Stunned, it's Christmas.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 16:47, Reply)
I like Stunned or Stumped as I like to call him

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 17:02, Reply)
Never a man to toe the line.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 17:07, Reply)
never a man to foot the bill

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 17:11, Reply)
Say what you want about him he can drop some foot*
*That means dance you retards
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 17:13, Reply)
Rarely wrong-footed.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 17:26, Reply)
He did trip over a large north american iconic symbol
This was a TOtEm effort.....


:(
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 17:29, Reply)
*taps foot, points to door*
L.T.I.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 17:30, Reply)
Toes the line

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 17:34, Reply)
my train terminates at Glasgow, although thank feck I get off at Lancaster to change
train manager has just gone and been replaced by a Scottish equivalent. seriously, not one word he says over the intercom is comprehensible. savages.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 16:55, Reply)
alricht, ken?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 16:59, Reply)
I bet you're riding it hard
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2175479
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 17:03, Reply)
smooth and on time thank you

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 17:08, Reply)
Times a right for this tune
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Moi7CI2CCNg
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 17:12, Reply)
Haha Never realised how camp they look

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 17:15, Reply)
Why did you do that, Harters?
WHY?
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 17:52, Reply)
It's all Swipes fault honest

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 18:15, Reply)
I remember dancing to that
In my black flecked suit, square cut tie and pastel slip-ons.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 18:18, Reply)
Needs MOAR High waist banded trousers

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 18:22, Reply)
I'd like to think I cut quite a dash in Barrow-in-Furness in the late 80's
I must have done, because whenever I go back they're still dressed like that.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 18:26, Reply)
YOU CUNT.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 19:22, Reply)
NO YOUN ARE

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 20:38, Reply)
Have you at least got some booze?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 24 Dec 2013, 17:17, Reply)
That's a leagal requirement to get into Scotland right?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 17:19, Reply)
I dunno, I don't travel north. Horrid place.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 24 Dec 2013, 17:22, Reply)
I don't even believe in North

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 17:23, Reply)
My compass is a semicircle.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 24 Dec 2013, 17:24, Reply)
Morale one no doubt

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 17:25, Reply)

comp
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 17:28, Reply)
Windy is Svelt TRUFAX

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 17:30, Reply)
An IKEA storage unit?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 17:31, Reply)
Even worse like a pair of Russel Brands jeans

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 17:34, Reply)
Crimbo boozestart.
Play nicely Internet.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 17:39, Reply)
You should put some Zovirax on your foot.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 18:16, Reply)
*skips in a circle*
JEFFERS \o/
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 18:18, Reply)
Because it's cold and sore?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 18:26, Reply)
HARTERS - My christmas gift to you - call me a cunt

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 18:29, Reply)
What do you need a cunt for?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 18:31, Reply)
You cunt - call me a taxi

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 18:33, Reply)
Your a taxi.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 18:56, Reply)
Nearly time for the Xmas Eve pub activity. Exciting innit?
No. I know.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 18:49, Reply)
Piss off you CUNT*
*Am I doing this right
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 20:38, Reply)

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