To me?
To you? Morning frogface, happy new year. Have A good night?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 8:41, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

Yes I did. I was in THE NORTH. You?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 8:43, Reply)

Whereabouts? With the missus?
I had a belter, left the juicer at 6 and woke up outside my front door at 2in the afternoon. The security lodge were impressed :)
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 8:49, Reply)

As far as I can work out it was in generic NORTH.
I could tell because there was a lot of grim muddy fields and people wearing flat caps. And a load of retards. I wanted to die for most of yesterday.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 8:53, Reply)

Now you understand how the rest of us feel all the time.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 8:56, Reply)

No I don't.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 9:12, Reply)

I watched idiots swimming in the North Sea yesterday
Fucking fools
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 8:49, Reply)

People do that 'Boxing Day Dip' at home. Stupid bastards.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 8:54, Reply)

I'd have a dip if I lived by the sea

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 8:57, Reply)

By which I mean I'd dip my cock in your mum

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 8:57, Reply)

Feel free, she is a bit rough though.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 9:11, Reply)

Where I used to live, a nearby village have their East and West sides compete in a tug of war over a river.
The losers get hilariously wet and muddy. Great.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 8:58, Reply)