I could start a thread that isn't a Frank thread
Mainly because that gyrating lass below is a tad disturbing.

Think of your own question. I'm no good at thinking of questions because I am incredible and know all the answers to everything anyway.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 5 Jan 2014, 18:40, 22 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Evening TD
I had a giant cooked breakfast at the caff this morning about 11, I'm still full. Excellent value. Think I might start drinking in a bit.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 5 Jan 2014, 18:45, Reply)

I'm afraid I started drinking some time ago
At the beginning of the slaughter, really.

20 hours awake now. I should go to bed.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 5 Jan 2014, 18:54, Reply)

I didn't know you were a west ham fan?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 5 Jan 2014, 19:08, Reply)

I think you know the disgrace to which I refer

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 5 Jan 2014, 19:12, Reply)

It's going to be cricket, isn't it
I have tuned it out, apart from one youtube video of a bat breaking.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 5 Jan 2014, 19:21, Reply)

Yes.
Odds on a whitewash in July were 200/1.

If I'd put a quid on that I'd have felt happier.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 5 Jan 2014, 19:24, Reply)

haha
I get this
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 5 Jan 2014, 20:22, Reply)

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 5 Jan 2014, 19:08, Reply)

Your dog looks not quite right
Why does it have a vestigial paw growing from it's neck?

Vet time, I think.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 5 Jan 2014, 19:15, Reply)

today I crocheted a ball from wire
Something of a waste of time
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 5 Jan 2014, 19:35, Reply)

If you ever need a wire ball though...
Think ahead.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 5 Jan 2014, 19:41, Reply)

i will be prepared

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 5 Jan 2014, 19:48, Reply)

So you should.
I need to be sensible and go to bed now as I've got a rather important meeting in the morning.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 5 Jan 2014, 19:55, Reply)

Sounds painful

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sun 5 Jan 2014, 19:46, Reply)

has the word ball and almost crotch

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 5 Jan 2014, 19:48, Reply)

and wire could be pubes
so sounds like you made a merkin
(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sun 5 Jan 2014, 19:50, Reply)

Alright Phudbree?

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 5 Jan 2014, 19:55, Reply)

our survey said "uh-uh"

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sun 5 Jan 2014, 19:59, Reply)

perhaps a crochet merkin
would be an hilarious next project
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 5 Jan 2014, 20:26, Reply)

Good news for Nakers.
Specialist suppliers to badly dressed pricks Urban Outfitters have a sale on!

www.urbanoutfitters.co.uk/tops/icat/msalealltops
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 5 Jan 2014, 20:03, Reply)

can't imagine why those reductions are so great

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 5 Jan 2014, 20:07, Reply)

alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 5 Jan 2014, 20:14, Reply)