"pile of wank" is correct
shares in ann summers soared over new years day and last night, as millions of vibrators up and down the country failed to take the heat.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 10:40, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

Good luck with that. I think that says it all.
The ladies certainly weren't wanking to the plot or dialogue.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 10:43, Reply)

to be fair, i was watching the very first episode on dvd
having failed spectacularly with the start time of the new one.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 10:44, Reply)

The first series was Ok as they were "cases", like the books.
It's now Gatiss and Moffatt writing fan boy wank.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 10:48, Reply)

my dad has just confirmed this, with his opinion of last night's episode
he didn't put it quite like that, mind
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 11:18, Reply)

To be fair
There are comparisons with the first episode of this series and the original return story.

Also there were a lot of tosh stories written (I cant remember the magazine they were published in originally) I thought that last nights showed some good scope to be honest.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 11:21, Reply)

^gay

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 11:25, Reply)

*bums*

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 11:51, Reply)