you're quite good at manly things, like washing machines and lightbulbs, i suppose
my awesomeness is self-explanatory.

alt: urrrrrgh to being back at work. plus, yesterday was eerily quiet, so am expecting today/tomorrow to be awful.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:17, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

And cooker hoods, and clocks, and heating controls.........

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:20, Reply)

that's what men are FOR
women can't be expected to trouble their busy minds with shit like that
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:21, Reply)

Were you not striking yesterday?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:25, Reply)

no
because I am not a barrister and I do not practice criminal law in the crown court.

and it's not 1970.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:29, Reply)

I read this as:
am not a barrister and I do not practice criminal law in the crown court.

and it's not 1970. have no principles
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:31, Reply)

well duh

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:32, Reply)

Jesus, if you think lightbulbs are manly
it's no wonder you struggle with pulling decent men

/no offence froggers.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:30, Reply)

they are when it involves incredibly high ceilings and a wobbly stepladder and complicated spotlight things
obviously I can cope with the ordinary sort. I change all my own lamps and everything.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:31, Reply)

But not a battery in a clock.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:32, Reply)

I DIDN'T HAVE ANY BATTERIES
i'd used them all in my vibrator because like mick jagger said...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:32, Reply)

"You can't always get what you want...
but if you try sometimes, you might find that you get what you need"
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:36, Reply)

no, about painting a red door black
GOD, YOU ALWAYS GET IT WRONG.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:37, Reply)

Jeepers!

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:37, Reply)

Creepers!
Where d'you get those Peepers?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:40, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=J25Q5zvjzoQ
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:40, Reply)

"you can bleed all over me" ?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:46, Reply)

No wonder she's always late for work

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:32, Reply)

^^^^

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:33, Reply)

so your issue is that ladders are manly?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:32, Reply)

you're not my real ladder

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:33, Reply)

well, duh.
Your real ladder probably never asked you to do that.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:34, Reply)

what, climb on, balance on top, and screw?
I should hope NOT.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:34, Reply)

just as long as you don't confuse a bayonet for a screw, hmm?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:36, Reply)

oh, that's your excuse

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:37, Reply)

no, my excuse is that the fitting is too small for the bulb.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:41, Reply)

that would explain why your bulb never gets blown

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:42, Reply)

:(

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:43, Reply)

FUNNILY ENOUGH SHE DID CONFUSE A GU5.3 FOR A GU10 LOLOLOL!!!11!11!1

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:37, Reply)

Oh, froggers. I don't know how you put up with it.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:42, Reply)

It's getting embarrassing tbh

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:43, Reply)