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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Fact is, it's no good just taking one day off as a sickie
You need to take several days to make it convincing.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 11:23, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Yup. I take 'em in pairs.
Mainly for hangovers.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 11:24, Reply)
More than three and you need a doctors note.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 11:28, Reply)
No I don't

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 11:29, Reply)
Only if you are a faceless drone working for The Man

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 11:30, Reply)
Fuck you. Birthday or no Birthday!
I have a face, and it's lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 11:35, Reply)
^ upset

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 11:36, Reply)
YOU'VE RUINED MY SPECIAL DAY
D G
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 11:37, Reply)
It's five including a weekend if you are sick from Fri thru Mon.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 11:32, Reply)
^ this.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 11:32, Reply)
My record is 17 in one year.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 11:35, Reply)
Sicknotes?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 11:39, Reply)
17 days off sick without being hopitalised or ill.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 11:40, Reply)
YM must be very proud.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 11:41, Reply)
She knitted me a jumper with "Mummy's Little Soldier" on it.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 11:43, Reply)
It's almost like our Jase is a fucking idiot.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 11:34, Reply)
OR
I don't know because I don't pull sickies.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 11:35, Reply)
No, you're taking the honest route of cheating your employer by turning out and spending your day upset on the internet.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 11:38, Reply)
haha!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 11:42, Reply)
Hasn't done the most basic of research.
TBF it might be the internal policy where he works. I'd tell them to shove it up their ass, which is ironically what he does.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 11:37, Reply)
No you don't.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 11:34, Reply)

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