Happy Birthday Me!
I hope I get a present at some point today, but I have had some Facebook messages from people who haven't communicated with me since January 8th last year, so that's really good and heart warming and stuff.
Alt: Coons
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 14:58, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

but coons invented techno

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 14:59, Reply)

No they never, that was the Dutch

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 15:00, Reply)

nah, I'm pretty sure Kevin Saunderson and Juan Atkins aren't Dutch

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 15:01, Reply)

Those are some white-ass names for some black-ass folk!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 15:05, Reply)

Jeff Mills is also black.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 15:06, Reply)

Mills and Coon

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 15:07, Reply)

click

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 15:09, Reply)

Edgy.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 15:21, Reply)

2 Unlimited were half cast or summat weren't they.
and Scooter were white!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 15:00, Reply)

She had massive norks

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 15:01, Reply)

she was well fit

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 15:02, Reply)

She really wasn't

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 15:09, Reply)

she really was

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 15:10, Reply)

Google says no

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 15:13, Reply)

she was definitely fit

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 15:16, Reply)

She was OK and had massive tits
As a 16-17 year old she was wank-fodder
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 15:16, Reply)

I've seen worse

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 15:17, Reply)

oh dear

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 15:01, Reply)

That was a joke.
I may need to start pointing this out :/
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 15:03, Reply)

but you're so clueless and uncultured
I would expect you to rate Scooter and 2 Unlimited.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 15:05, Reply)

I did used to love 2 Unlimited when they were out.
I was 10 though...
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 15:06, Reply)

Hopefully before you were out.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 15:06, Reply)

yeah, I saved that until I was 16

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 15:10, Reply)

Yeah, but pop music ain't techno divvy

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 15:02, Reply)

I sincerely hope he's joking

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 15:03, Reply)

I've been lied to all these years!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 15:04, Reply)

No, its true
You wont get pregnant that way
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 15:14, Reply)

*gargles*

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 15:18, Reply)

Show off

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 15:22, Reply)

r l
(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 15:25, Reply)