Urban foxes are a fucking blight
and if charging across the A40 on horseback, glistening horn in hand, is the only way to thin their numbers, then I'll take it as an honour. As an honour, sir!
( Kroney, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 16:56, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

You do know, right
that when people bang on and on about foxes being at their bins, it's usually fucking cats?

Now I could get fully behind cat hunting.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 16:57, Reply)

Always up for a pussy hunt eh Badge
# TRUE LAD
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 16:58, Reply)

I ain't hunting no cat.
Confirmed foxes only, thank you. Can't tickle a fox behind its ears, it'll bite your hand off and while you're screaming and spurting arterial blood everywhere, it'll fuck off with your baby and all.
( Kroney, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 17:00, Reply)

I've known plenty of cats that'll rip your hand off if you tickle them behind the ears
some women, too.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 17:01, Reply)

or badgers

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 17:01, Reply)

Bring it.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 17:01, Reply)

Badgers are fucking dangerous. I got chased by one once.
I swear it had a knife.
( Kroney, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 17:09, Reply)

I don't need to be tooled up, French boy.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 17:11, Reply)

SHOOT HIM HE'S GOT A GUN

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 17:11, Reply)

Maybe you were wearing some hideously French black and white stripey jumper
And it was trying to rape you.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 9 Jan 2014, 17:13, Reply)

The "Le Pue" defense

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 17:16, Reply)

Tres bien.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 9 Jan 2014, 17:38, Reply)