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My technique is part Michael j fox part peter crouch robot dance

(, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 9:22, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
Exactly.
And this bollocks about lack of stamina? how is it our fault if they can't keep up?
(, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 9:24, Reply)
Oh you're not wet, how is that my fault? I've got a hard on like a week old baguette.
Clearly your fanny is impotent
(, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 9:26, Reply)
it's not just impotent
it's haunted.
(, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 9:27, Reply)
Gross it's got grey pubes
Hang on...that's just Derek Acora's head
(, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 9:28, Reply)
"britain's scariest vajoos with Derek Acora"

(, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 9:31, Reply)
I don't want to borrow your kazoo now

(, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 9:35, Reply)
"I'm sensing a Dave ... have you had a Dave up here? Did he die horribly whilst up to the back wheels?"

(, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 9:36, Reply)
** Looks around the audiance nerviously **
Dan, how about a Dan? De....Dur...... Dave? C'mon, everyone knows a dave. Surely a dave has been here.
(, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 9:58, Reply)
Mine is part Whitfield 'Saturday Night', part Worzel Gummidge.

(, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 9:25, Reply)
A little bit Mr Bean
A little bit magimix.
(, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 9:28, Reply)
Half Steven Segal knife fighting, half blamange

(, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 9:32, Reply)
Half Jean Claude Van Damme
Half Jean Paul Gautier.
(, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 9:37, Reply)

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