Rich Tea make the perfect cracker.
They're sweat which complements the cheese; see the usage of honey in cheese. The texture is crunchy rather than crumbly which suites a spreadable cheese too.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 11:35, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

the only thing that should be added to rich tea biscuits is icing
or maybe chocolate spread.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 11:37, Reply)

Nutella + bread sticks = Dipsticks for giants.
Can't get your paw to scrape out the bottom of a nutella jar? bung some ice cream in there.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 11:40, Reply)

i don't like nutella
I did like the chocolate Philadelphia spread when I tried it, though. sort of like cheesecake. now that you could spread on a rich tea.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 11:41, Reply)

I'm with you on the ChocPhilli, that stuff is proper lush.
It's almost like the difference between frozen yoghurt and frozen ice cream.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 11:42, Reply)

it's dirt
like crunchy nut chocolate granola, I never dare to buy it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 11:44, Reply)

You trued that 'LotusBuiscits' spread? that's dead good 'n all.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 11:47, Reply)

must confess
never heard of it
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 11:51, Reply)

They do smooth and crunchy, I like the crunchy one
www.mysupermarket.co.uk/waitrose-price-comparison/jam_and_spreads/lotus_biscuit_spread_smooth_400g.html
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 11:59, Reply)

sounds Jew'y
I don't think I would be allowed it
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 12:04, Reply)

oh, like the biscuits that you get with coffee?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 12:10, Reply)

oh man
Honey drizzled over parmesan shavings is well lush.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 11:39, Reply)

yeuch
see also honey roasted goats cheese... disgusting. sweet and savoury simply do not go.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 11:40, Reply)

yes they do

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 11:45, Reply)

Trufle laden honey poured over a proper bin-smelling cheese is great.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 11:40, Reply)

I've made a few times, where I wrap a fig in parmaham, cut a 'x' in the top of the figure, put a big dollop of goats cheese in the middle, honey on top.... bake for about 10 minutes.
proper good that.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 11:41, Reply)

* bit late but here goes*
I drizzled my honey all over YM last night...

*checks, sits back down*
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 12:04, Reply)

Oh god, why would you do that, she's diabetic* and allergic to bees*.
What the fuck is wrong with you? how could you do that to someone?


* she ain't, but forget that.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 12:07, Reply)

She made me,
I also had to sing pick a pocket (with full Fagin dance)
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 12:14, Reply)

I donno that one, only the 'If i was a rich man'.
God, I maybe the jew, but you're the yid.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 12:27, Reply)

digestives and stilton
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 11:42, Reply)