Some of my more base medical friends
refer to speculums as "flapjacks"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 16:34, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

cracking

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 16:38, Reply)

Medicos are pretty low thinking individuals, yes.
Med school, faced with naked corpses? You would NEVER leave your body for research if you could see what happens to it.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 16:39, Reply)

During my Fud I used to hang around with the junior docs on rotation at UCL A&E a lot.
Especially in the med students bar. Not in any way located because on-call buzzers miraculously didn't work in the bar.

bunch of workshy alcoholics/bunch of poor bastards driven to insanity and alcohol by 100-hour weeks treating the fucktardedness that is basic humanity*

*delete as applicable depending on whether you read the Mail
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 16:43, Reply)

Bit of both really. I think hours have got better now though. I hope they have.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 16:50, Reply)

I don't really get how anyone can be against some kind of NHS
I mean, if you don't like it, don't use it.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 17:57, Reply)