my 6 year old niece asked me some cracking questions at her baby cousin's christening
look love, if your parents haven't told you about the whole god/church thing, I don't see why I have to do it...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 14:44, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Well mine always asks church/god/religion questions
because I told her from a young age that it was all bollocks and now teachers are telling her its not.
( Peej, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 14:55, Reply)

Yeah yeah Christopher Lee
Is all about the burning for your lot
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 15:01, Reply)

please tell me that everyone else reads burning as bumming

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 15:03, Reply)

^ Projecting her desire for anal on to others ^

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 15:16, Reply)

that's fine, as you and mrs library book can tell her whatever you like
I was terrified of saying the wrong thing.

it was bad enough when my nephew picked up the ipad after i'd searched for "dick in a box". he didn't know what a "dick" was.

so he googled it............................. then came up to me and said, "auntie swipe, there was a bad word on daddy's ipad!"

I think I convinced him that auto-correct sometimes puts silly things on there. meh, he lives in Essex, he'll find out soon enough.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 15:01, Reply)

Why, is essex a hotbed of child buggery?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 15:04, Reply)

where isn't?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 15:22, Reply)