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mine's tighter than a 90 year old nun's, thank you very much
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 15:50,
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tighter dustier
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Peej, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 15:52,
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my boyfriend has a samurai sword
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 15:53,
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Your boyfriend is Monty's (RIP) brother?
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Peej, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 15:54,
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dustier more haunted and full of spiders
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 15:53,
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christ
what kind of fanny have you seen in your day??
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 15:54,
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He's not talking about the average fanny
just your barren wasteland of a fanny
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Peej, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 15:55,
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it's like a tiny, delicate silk and velvet pink purse
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 16:00,
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Kinda like this?

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 16:07,
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LEAVE YOUR SISTER OUT OF THIS
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 16:11,
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Woah
you're the one that's claiming structural knowledge of a 90 year old nun's snatch, sweetness. I'm just speculating.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 16:10,
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speculat wank + like a bonobo
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 16:11,
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If I could somehow use a strikethrough to make 'speculating' sound like something you did with a speculum then this would be funny as fuck.
But I can't.
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 15 Jan 2014, 16:27,
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It is.
It's like prospecting, but with a speculum. In a vagina. Whilst not looking for gold. Except maybe in Essex vaginas.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 16:31,
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Like peeling apart a cheese toasty
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 15:53,
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