er....
WUT?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 17:16, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

sexy, eh?

They are for sailing, sweetie. Not for wank fantasies.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 17:20, Reply)

i could have done with those for skiing tomorrow
well, tramping around the resort, not actually skiing.

instead I have spectacularly bent white/pink ones (sports direct special)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 17:25, Reply)

You really couldn't, they are fucking LETHAL on snow and ice.
They are designed for boat decks, the only grips they have are laser-cut lines to help water run through.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 17:31, Reply)

Laser cut lines are FAR better than knife cut lines

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 17:38, Reply)

Actually, yeah, they probably are
as it's very hard to use a knife to cut very fine zigzags.

The point is that they are so fine as to almost be invisible so don't function as a grip in any standard setting, except on the wet deck of a yacht.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 17:41, Reply)

Skiing looks easy, you just stand there isn't it?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 17:32, Reply)