Altalt: I like (in no particular order):
Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens
Bright copper kettles and warm woollen mittens
Brown paper packages tied up with strings
Cream coloured ponies and crisp apple strudels
Doorbells and sleigh bells and schnitzel with noodles
Wild geese that fly with the moon on their wings
Girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes
Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes
Silver white winters that melt into springs
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 16:05, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

It's good here innit

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 16:05, Reply)

Brown paper packages tied up with strings
This means porn, yes?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 16:06, Reply)

Horse porn.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 16:07, Reply)

It's from all that shouting "Yes! Yes! Yes!"

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 16:09, Reply)

whip crack away!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 16:11, Reply)

Bashing and beating and bothering babies;
Robbing and stealing and mugging old ladies;
A bee when it's angry, a wasp when it stings;
these are a few of my favourite things!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 16:57, Reply)