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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Saturday is Tiswas day!!!!!
I am off to the sportball with Montgomery.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sat 18 Jan 2014, 11:17,
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latest was 11 years ago)
prick
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sat 18 Jan 2014, 11:20,
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I though you were alright, but football? Please sit on the big concrete 'A' outside the emirates in a modern take on the Judas Chair, thanks.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 18 Jan 2014, 11:29,
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alright
I'm going shoe shopping today. I may buy a suit as well.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 18 Jan 2014, 11:38,
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i'm going to stare at a bear
and write stories.
I may have a sandwich
wish it wasn't raining
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 18 Jan 2014, 11:55,
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I have done my shopping which included 3 fillet steaks fpr tonight and a lamb joint for tomorrow
Football is gay. I will be in the pub in half an hour with a few mates. We won't be watching the football because football is gay.
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 18 Jan 2014, 12:04,
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telling an internet messageboard about your shaven balls is also pretty gay
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 18 Jan 2014, 12:09,
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So glad you remembered
*waggles eyebrows and strokes moustache*
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 18 Jan 2014, 17:33,
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I have been kidnapped from the pub. The dog and myself. Our captors are a loud child and the missus.
We have arrived at a 'theme' restaurant. Help please this may be my only contact with the outside world.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 18 Jan 2014, 13:06,
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You are obviously a shrewd businessman.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 18 Jan 2014, 13:08,
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