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I spent the day in the pub eating and boozing. Ain't done that for a while. What have you been up to, eh?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 18:07,
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Took micro to the natural history museum. Now having a pint before going to bed. Been up since 4am.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 18:36,
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It's a sad state of affairs that rather than spend a whole afternoon AND evening in the pub I'm looking forward to an early night instead.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 18:44,
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Nothing wrong with that. I've got to go to Tiger Tiger on Tuesday. Not looking forward to a really late night...
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 19:04,
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Hard times, I'm sure you'll manage!
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 19:07,
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My nuts. In YM.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 18:55,
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Why would you do that in front of my sisters kids? I suspected you might be a bit of a fiddler, but now it's confirmed.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 19:00,
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alright
Shopping yesterday, lazy day today, nice night in this evening.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 19:10,
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Alroght
Did you get a wicked cool suit with camouflage lining and spunk splattered exterior like you wanted?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 19:12,
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nah
Brown brogues, a really bent shirt and some records.
Also went to an exhibition of customised Technics.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 19:15,
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Nice shirt description. I've been looking for a coat for ages but having no luck finding anything radical enough for my 'out there' tastes.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 19:16,
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I have a coat by Fenchurch.
It does the job nicely.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 19:17,
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The only one I have really liked was £600, which is a bit much.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 19:18,
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who is it by?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 19:19,
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Hugo boss.
There was a Lyle & Scott one that I liked too, but I looked at it yesterday and it was well shit, looked a lot better online.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 19:23,
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Lyle & Scott is bent shit.
In a bad way.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 19:25,
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I have a couple of jumpers, s'alright. Also the trainers I wanted aren't available in my size anymore. This happened with the boots I wanted too. I'm being oppressed.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 19:27,
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it's a nightmare having massive feet
Trying to find shoes you like in your size.
You seen DC have started rereleasing classic trainers? My favourite ever DCs were navy blue Spectres. Fingers crossed for a reissue.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 19:30,
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Innit. I just want some more onitsuka tigers but they're all size 10 or less for the ones I like.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 19:36,
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What you then?
I'm 12s me
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sun 19 Jan 2014, 19:48,
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12s
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 19:50,
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11 mostly, 12 in shoes
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 19:53,
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Toutdroit.
Baking bread and being idle.
I was never any good at having an evening sesh after a lunchtime one.
No stamina
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sun 19 Jan 2014, 19:11,
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alright edjogs
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 19:12,
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Alright Li'l Plum
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sun 19 Jan 2014, 19:13,
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yer
I'm the best one here.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 19:15,
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Can't argue with that mate.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sun 19 Jan 2014, 19:21,
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Oh and I watched Gravity, it was absolute shite.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sun 19 Jan 2014, 19:13,
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I was told today by two independent sources that it was excellent. I'm going with you though and not gonna bother.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 19:15,
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12 Years a Slave is good.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 19:16,
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People said American hustle was good, but it's well boring and made me go to sleep.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 19:18,
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ent seen it
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 19:20,
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This Houston bint flew a Russian and a Chinese space ship.
Not only did she know how to operate the entrance doors on each of them but in both cases she read their manuals for flight instructions. It was as far fetched as a Skagra post.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sun 19 Jan 2014, 19:19,
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Sounds like the sort of bollocks that would drive me up the wall.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 19:25,
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Yer and she had to let this geyser's rope go so he cruised
off into space alone. Must have been gravity that pulled them apart FFS!
I'm certain it would have had you spitting feathers. I went and made tea without pausing it.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sun 19 Jan 2014, 19:37,
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I'm too much of a cynical pedant to enjoy sci fi type films.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 19:38,
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Yer just because it's fiction doesn't mean it has to be devoid of all credibility
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sun 19 Jan 2014, 19:41,
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They plaster over massive plot holes with the use of 'future science', it's annoying
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 19:42,
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I can easily manage an all nighter but not a day. What's that all about?
My ex colleague used to make a lovely 'rye sour dough', i miss that.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 19:14,
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When you say it it sounds Japanese
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sun 19 Jan 2014, 19:15,
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That's the kent accent for you.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 19:17,
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Well I'm not strkethroughing that reply!
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sun 19 Jan 2014, 19:22,
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Too easy!
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 19:24,
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Took the new dog for a walk,
applied for a job and had a big shit. Leg of lamb now in the oven and smelling fucking gorgeous.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 19 Jan 2014, 19:31,
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alright DG
The jobs market is much better these days.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 19:34,
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I've seen a couple I could fancy.
Deadline for the other one's not until the end of the month though, whereas the one I applied for today's is tomorrow.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 19 Jan 2014, 19:35,
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Lamb is the finest of all the meats. Great work!
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 19:37,
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I'd have to agree.
Then missus is cooking it so it'll taste even better. She's done it kind of Greek style and basted it in lemon.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 19 Jan 2014, 19:39,
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Can't say I've had lamb and lemon....
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 19:40,
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It works very well.
I think she's also applied oregano.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 19 Jan 2014, 19:41,
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I shall give it a whirl if I ever cook anything ever again.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 19:43,
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I think the trick is not to go over the top with it.
*Edit* the missus has just said that she pricked the lamb with a knife, squeezed half a fresh lemon over it then massaged it in with some oregano and olive oil.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 19 Jan 2014, 19:48,
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Cor!
When was the last time she massaged you in with some oregano and olive oil eh?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 20:04,
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About 6pm...
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 19 Jan 2014, 20:33,
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Hang on, did she turn up the heating as well?
Get out, Davvo! She's going to eat you
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 20:55,
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I hope I'm not too late
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 20:55,
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I hope you die of ebola.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 20:56,
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4 REAL
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 21:10,
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why has he carved 'T Rex' into his arm?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 21:11,
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What you saying?
Is Swipes doing all your catering from now on? (Barring separate holidays)
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sun 19 Jan 2014, 19:54,
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Nah, but when she does cook it's pretty good. She acts like she never bothers but she's good really.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 19:57,
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when are you moving in thegither?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 20:00,
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2023, probably June
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 20:01,
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cool.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 20:03,
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Yes. I was pretty sure she wasn't much like her "on here" personna
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sun 19 Jan 2014, 20:33,
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No, she's exactly the same apart from the cooking thing.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 20:34,
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Alright Gramps.
What make of dog you got?
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sun 19 Jan 2014, 19:39,
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A rescued staffy.
She about 8 years old and we've only had her 5 weeks. She makes noises that sound exactly like Joey Deacon, which is what attracted us to her.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 19 Jan 2014, 19:40,
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Never had one but met many customers' Staffies.
Top dogs and so loving with small kids.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sun 19 Jan 2014, 19:44,
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They have excellent temperaments in general.
But so many people just don't have a scooby about them. Our last dog was a staffy cross and she was as soft as shite. Utterly mental as well, but so placid. New one's settled in really well in such a short space of time although she's still a bit wary about going for walks.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 19 Jan 2014, 19:45,
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Owners of terrifying dogs always say that
"Ah he's a big softy"
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 19:48,
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I've had more damage inflicted upon me by a cat than I ever have from a dog.
Still got the scars...
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 19 Jan 2014, 19:53,
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I don't like cats either
Keeping animals in the house seems like a stupid idea.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 19:54,
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I've got 3 aquariums and a pond an' all.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 19 Jan 2014, 19:55,
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"He's only playing!"
*bites*
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 19:54,
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"He likes you!"
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 19:55,
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"Try not to be nervous around him"
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 19:58,
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Sounds like you are complete :>)
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sun 19 Jan 2014, 19:51,
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She fits in well.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 19 Jan 2014, 19:53,
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Dunno
Alright
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 19:46,
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alright
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 19:51,
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What records did you get?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 19:53,
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three Public Enemy, one NWA, two mo wax
I forgot to get Music Has the Right to Children.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 19:55,
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That's not proper music
You want to get some Muse or summat
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 19:58,
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Muse are fucking boring.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 19:58,
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Err excuse me, they can't be as they regularly sell out arenas and have sold loads of records and that
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 19:59,
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nobody has ever heard of Boards of Canada
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 20:00,
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And they consistently win awards for best live band, other bands aren't fit to tie their laces
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 20:01,
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I awarded them the 'Shittest Pseudo-Intellectual Pop Group for Clueless Spods' prize.
Arcade Fire were a close second.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 20:03,
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I awarded Metronomy 'best Muzak with lyrics not being played in a lift'
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 20:04,
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I awarded Oasis the 'You Make Me Wipe Vomit Off My Chin' prize from 1994 to 2008.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 20:06,
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I often wish it was all of oasis who jumped off that bridge instead of richey manic
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 20:08,
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Only kidding, I wish he'd jumped with them and all
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 20:08,
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The manics have produced some excellent music since Richie went away, I'm thankful for that.
I feel the same about Kurt killing himself so Dave growl could start the Food fightings.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 20:12,
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Foo Fighters are fucking terrible.
And the Manics peaked with The Holy Bible.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 20:14,
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They are both shite.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 20:14,
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I don't mind some MSP
But I have no idea about anything to do with culture or the arts.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 20:16,
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hahaha yeah the manics had a peak hahahaha
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 20:16,
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I wish Liam Gallagher had drunk bleach in 1993.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 20:13,
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I awarded your mum 'best cocksucking granny in folkestone'
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 20:06,
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I awarded your dad 'best producer of sperm which went on to create a massive boring spastic'
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 20:07,
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bit harsh on my sister
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 20:08,
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I know, but it's good that she's too brain dead to realise it's rape.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 20:10,
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Battered's dad was a close second.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 20:09,
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He ain't 'massive' though, nullo
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 20:11,
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his spasticity is massive
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 20:12,
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Hello new person
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 19:52,
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Hi, long time lurker and all that, who are you?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 19:53,
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My name is Stibbins and I do wicked threads
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 19:55,
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I don't know which one he is either.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sun 19 Jan 2014, 19:55,
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I'm the best one here
from folkestone
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 19:56,
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Anything worth watching on TV this evening?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 20:23,
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no
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 20:24,
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I just saw someone pick up dog shit on more4
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 20:24,
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That's probably the highlight of broadcasting on all channels this evening.,
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 20:30,
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I think I'm gonna retire to watch Luther
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 20:30,
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Her indoors is watching midwife so it's peaceful here
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sun 19 Jan 2014, 20:36,
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