Took the new dog for a walk,
applied for a job and had a big shit. Leg of lamb now in the oven and smelling fucking gorgeous.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 19 Jan 2014, 19:31, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

alright DG
The jobs market is much better these days.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 19:34, Reply)

I've seen a couple I could fancy.
Deadline for the other one's not until the end of the month though, whereas the one I applied for today's is tomorrow.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 19 Jan 2014, 19:35, Reply)

Lamb is the finest of all the meats. Great work!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 19:37, Reply)

I'd have to agree.
Then missus is cooking it so it'll taste even better. She's done it kind of Greek style and basted it in lemon.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 19 Jan 2014, 19:39, Reply)

Can't say I've had lamb and lemon....

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 19:40, Reply)

It works very well.
I think she's also applied oregano.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 19 Jan 2014, 19:41, Reply)

I shall give it a whirl if I ever cook anything ever again.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 19:43, Reply)

I think the trick is not to go over the top with it.
*Edit* the missus has just said that she pricked the lamb with a knife, squeezed half a fresh lemon over it then massaged it in with some oregano and olive oil.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 19 Jan 2014, 19:48, Reply)

Cor!
When was the last time she massaged you in with some oregano and olive oil eh?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 20:04, Reply)

About 6pm...

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 19 Jan 2014, 20:33, Reply)

Hang on, did she turn up the heating as well?
Get out, Davvo! She's going to eat you
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 20:55, Reply)

I hope I'm not too late

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 20:55, Reply)

I hope you die of ebola.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 20:56, Reply)

4 REAL

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 21:10, Reply)

why has he carved 'T Rex' into his arm?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 21:11, Reply)

What you saying?
Is Swipes doing all your catering from now on? (Barring separate holidays)
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sun 19 Jan 2014, 19:54, Reply)

Nah, but when she does cook it's pretty good. She acts like she never bothers but she's good really.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 19:57, Reply)

when are you moving in thegither?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 20:00, Reply)

2023, probably June

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 20:01, Reply)

cool.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 20:03, Reply)

Yes. I was pretty sure she wasn't much like her "on here" personna

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sun 19 Jan 2014, 20:33, Reply)

No, she's exactly the same apart from the cooking thing.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 20:34, Reply)

Alright Gramps.
What make of dog you got?
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sun 19 Jan 2014, 19:39, Reply)

A rescued staffy.
She about 8 years old and we've only had her 5 weeks. She makes noises that sound exactly like Joey Deacon, which is what attracted us to her.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 19 Jan 2014, 19:40, Reply)

Never had one but met many customers' Staffies.
Top dogs and so loving with small kids.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sun 19 Jan 2014, 19:44, Reply)

They have excellent temperaments in general.
But so many people just don't have a scooby about them. Our last dog was a staffy cross and she was as soft as shite. Utterly mental as well, but so placid. New one's settled in really well in such a short space of time although she's still a bit wary about going for walks.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 19 Jan 2014, 19:45, Reply)

Owners of terrifying dogs always say that
"Ah he's a big softy"
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 19:48, Reply)

I've had more damage inflicted upon me by a cat than I ever have from a dog.
Still got the scars...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 19 Jan 2014, 19:53, Reply)

I don't like cats either
Keeping animals in the house seems like a stupid idea.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 19:54, Reply)

I've got 3 aquariums and a pond an' all.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 19 Jan 2014, 19:55, Reply)

"He's only playing!"
*bites*
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 19:54, Reply)

"He likes you!"

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 19:55, Reply)

"Try not to be nervous around him"

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 19:58, Reply)

Sounds like you are complete :>)

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sun 19 Jan 2014, 19:51, Reply)

She fits in well.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 19 Jan 2014, 19:53, Reply)