i would like a panini right now
I've only had a cup-a-soup and a square of milka chocolate today.

make it with melty feta and roasted red onions and mushrooms and drizzled with pesto and a couple of fresh chillis, pls thx k bai.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 17:28, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

I'd make you that sandwich
Then you can shove up your cunt end and shit out a Burlesconi
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 17:31, Reply)

but i still get to eat the sandwich, right?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 17:31, Reply)

I'm sure you'll find a way
Although I'm not sure anchovies will go with the other ingredients
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 17:33, Reply)

IT SMELLS LIKE SUNSHINE AND PARMA VIOLETS, ACTUALLY

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 17:33, Reply)

So grim lavender and nuclear fusion
Punchy
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 17:35, Reply)

SEXY

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 17:37, Reply)

Lavender is what old women smell of

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 17:37, Reply)

not when theyre dead

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 17:38, Reply)

parma violets don't smell of lavender
they smell of Violets!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 17:57, Reply)

By the time she queefs it out, into the air and down her waiting open hippo gob it'll be like a seafood flatbread

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 17:35, Reply)

Fruit de la mer a la vagine

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 17:37, Reply)