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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
I'd make you that sandwich
Then you can shove up your cunt end and shit out a Burlesconi
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 17:31,
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11 years ago)
but i still get to eat the sandwich, right?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 17:31,
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I'm sure you'll find a way
Although I'm not sure anchovies will go with the other ingredients
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 17:33,
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IT SMELLS LIKE SUNSHINE AND PARMA VIOLETS, ACTUALLY
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 17:33,
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So grim lavender and nuclear fusion
Punchy
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 17:35,
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SEXY
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 17:37,
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Lavender is what old women smell of
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 17:37,
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not when theyre dead
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 17:38,
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parma violets don't smell of lavender
they smell of Violets!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 17:57,
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By the time she queefs it out, into the air and down her waiting open hippo gob it'll be like a seafood flatbread
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 17:35,
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Fruit de la mer a la vagine
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 17:37,
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