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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
I was gonna make a Donburi but now I can't be fucked and you've put fish'n'chips in my head, so i'm gonna get 'em to double fry the chips and knock me up a cod in motzameal.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 18:38,
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That sounds good
I haven't a clue what any of the above means but if it doesn't have peas I'll eat it.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 18:41,
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I done a lifehack by asking the chippy to put the chips back in the fryer 'till they're "well done".
Cod in Motzameal is something you can pick up from decent chippies or chippies in areas with jewish people... it's like a breadcrumb.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 18:43,
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Educate me
What is the objection of Judaism to fish and chips?
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 18:46,
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There isn't any, we pretty much invented it.
Oh, also dice up a pickled onion and toss that around the chips.
Can't fucking stand soggy batter or enemic chips though, they can go do one.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 18:48,
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Fair enough
Won't touch them myself - seen too many Channel 5 documentaries, like.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 18:56,
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It's only oven chips.
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 18:49,
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Aslong as its electric, we're not a fan of gas.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 18:55,
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Typical Jew.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 19:08,
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Typical batty boy.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 19:38,
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innizou
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 20:03,
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