Fuck that shit
I'm here for 1 hour only* so AMA time

*That's about all I can be arsed with tonight
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 22:12, 44 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Why is life pain HH?
And did ypu ever pork your ex?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 22:32, Reply)

Well *pulls out pipe* life is what you make it, I'm a glass is half full type of guy
so I can make the best out of any situation, you just need to remember that there is a silver lining to every cloud.

No.....I'm still total faithful to my wife
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 22:36, Reply)

Didn't your half full glass get knocked over though?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 22:38, Reply)

Lemons and lemonade old chap

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 22:42, Reply)

When life gives you lemons
Shove them up your cock end and shit out lemonade
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 22:44, Reply)

Talking of lemons has anyone heard from Monty or his mums?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 22:47, Reply)

If you knew you would get caught would you have ducked your ex up the shitter in a sordid travel tavern?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 22:32, Reply)

I have not yet been caught, I'm holding out for the MEATZA

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 22:33, Reply)

Why won't Foxtons die a horrible firey death of blood and eviserated flesh?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 22:34, Reply)

Because god loves them???????
What the fuck are foxtons?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 22:37, Reply)

Estate/lettings agent
The worst bunch in a collection of cunts
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 22:40, Reply)

I wouldn't know about them
Chompy would be able to give you a better answer to rental market....but enough of his love life
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 22:43, Reply)

Who do you hate on b3ta and list your reasons why

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 22:35, Reply)

Well I only have 1 hour so we best leave that one for anotherday OK, yeah

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 22:36, Reply)

I don't think you understand the rules of AMA

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 22:37, Reply)

^

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 22:38, Reply)

I don't think you understand anything you BENT SPASTIC, but I'm not going to bring that up OK

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 22:39, Reply)

I think you just did

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 22:40, Reply)

Shut up YOUN ARE

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 22:41, Reply)

what is this rash under my armpit

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 22:38, Reply)

It Seems like you have been armpitsexed by gonz
If you feel the need to make a dog food omelette I suggest you DYAAKY immediately
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 22:40, Reply)

Lols

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 22:42, Reply)

no worries, I can't even stand ordinary omelettes

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 22:44, Reply)

Tggi^

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 22:45, Reply)

FUCK YOU I AINT EVEN GOING THERE

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 22:46, Reply)

Omelettes are shit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 22:46, Reply)

>:(

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 22:49, Reply)

Worst AMA ever

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 22:44, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1815095
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 22:46, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2050085
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 22:49, Reply)

Alright tangiers?
My cov trip was cancelled this week, thanks for askjng
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 22:47, Reply)

I missed you xx

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 22:50, Reply)

If it's any conciliation I didn't meet up with Dozer for a drink at least 21 days running this year
HTH
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 22:53, Reply)

I'm sure he's gutted

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 22:59, Reply)

Literally?
poor Dozer
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 23:00, Reply)

Times almost up, considering none of you lot know what I look like I'm suprised none have asked

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 22:59, Reply)

TIME GENTLEMAN

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 23:14, Reply)

Have you gone?
Just in from the juicer.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 23:16, Reply)

Well look at Mr turn up the fuck late
I'm still here for a Mo. but have an excuse to duck out of a question now
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 23:18, Reply)

I had an important pint to deal with.
How's the job going?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 23:22, Reply)

I'm sorry AMA is over, so back the fuck off OK

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 23:24, Reply)

I didn't a tually want to know.
Just wanted to make you feel wanted and loved . xx
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 23:27, Reply)

Yeah well YM did that 4 times already today
She's still shit though
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 23:28, Reply)

I've always admired her snuggling technique.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 23:33, Reply)