Miss Blouse says
She's here
She's queer
She's buying you a beer



(Disclaimer - Might not be as queer as she used to be and doesn't actually have any beer).
( girlinthehole, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 19:16, 49 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I could go for that beer.
Especially as this is being a Monday true to form.

On Mondays, the steaming divots stomp YOU!
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 19:35, Reply)

Sorry! as disclaimer says I don't have beer.
I have wine though!
( girlinthehole, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 19:37, Reply)

Hallo Hallo!
I have a lasagne in the oven, a beer in one hand and a cigarette in the other. All is well!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 19:45, Reply)

@BK
Is lasagne the only thing you eat?
( girlinthehole, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 19:46, Reply)

I shall refrain
from being crude and won't say the first thing that came to mind.
I usually make one a week and it sees me a few days.
Miss K did me morrocan chicken at the weekend and it was lully.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 19:51, Reply)

Oh I like a bit of crudity.
Especially with hummous : )


From hence forth you shall be named Garfield.
( girlinthehole, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 19:54, Reply)

@BGB
I consider myself duly christened such.
It's a monster lasagne too - 10 mins til it's ready:)
*happies*
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 19:57, Reply)

1 million brownie points
For making it yourself.

I think lasagne seems to be a male thing, like barbecuing.
( girlinthehole, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 20:03, Reply)

Evening all
I have no idea what I had for dinner. I made it myself but I didn't give it a name.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 20:05, Reply)

Call it Mrs Liveinabins surprise.
.
( girlinthehole, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 20:07, Reply)

Or perhaps
Bin Scrapings?

I had leftover bruschetta topping in the fridge, and some leftover homemade fresh salsa. I combined them with a can of tomato paste, some extra basil and a bunch of oregano from the garden and made some of the most leviticusly deuteronomous spaghetti sauce EVAH!
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 20:24, Reply)

@Teh Loon
And that would be good, I'm guessing?
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 20:41, Reply)

oooh beer.
I've got a mother of a stiff neck at the mo, so might grab myself a whisky.

I've not been around b3ta much, the work overlords have been making me *gasp* do some work. Well, I've always had work to do, but this time there have been urgent deadlines. Eek.

In my convoluted way, I'm trying to say "hello, I haven't been round much lately, how are you all?"

hmm. def whisky time.
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 20:43, Reply)

Hey Empress Bob
I'm stuffed to the gunnels with lasagne and about to have a post-prandial cigarette then do my ironing.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 20:45, Reply)

Hello Bob
Work is a bummer when your trying to chew the fat on here.

I try and get everything done in the morning so then I have the rest of the day to fanny about.

And I really do like to fanny about : )
( girlinthehole, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 20:46, Reply)

I like fanny
*runs off to iron*
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 20:48, Reply)

mmm supper
We had beef fajitas. yumyum. followed by a cup of strong black Mexican coffee, and a truffle from Rococo (best chocolate ever)
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 20:48, Reply)

Yes, that would be good.
It has some jalapeno in it, so there's some serious kick. But it's mostly fresh veggies and herbs, so it has very intense flavor.

Fantastico!
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 20:52, Reply)

@Bob
You'll be up all night with imbibing all that coffee and chocolate.


I had new potatoes, salmon, salad and a yoghurt.


Damn you middle age spread, damn you to hell!
( girlinthehole, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 20:55, Reply)

Ooh, it's all food talk
I've got a little crush on that wee Chinese chef that's on tele at the minute.

No, not Ken Hom.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 20:56, Reply)

@BK
I know who you mean. She's a cutie.

I quite like Ken Hom but I have a thing for baldies.
( girlinthehole, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 20:59, Reply)

Evening all
I've had raisin and cinammon bagels for tea and they were bloody gorgeous :)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:05, Reply)

@Hi Becky
I worry about you.

Doesn't seem like a substantial tea for a growing girl : )
( girlinthehole, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:15, Reply)

I agree with BGB
You need something more substantial!

Does anyone have Andi McDowells phone number so I can phone her up and tell her to fuck the fuck off?


Oh, I've got fans, how exciting, how did that happen?
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:21, Reply)

Well I did have a huge lunch
and followed up the bagels with two bags of crisps, a curly wurly and two bananas. Better?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:23, Reply)

@Becky
Yup! all your major healthy food groups there.

Curly wurlies are good for the spleen I think : )
( girlinthehole, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:25, Reply)

Wotcha
How are we all?
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:34, Reply)

Well that's ok then
I just ate the last one :) Spleen needed it!

Hey Zap, how goes it?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:38, Reply)

@Becky
Not too bad.

Want to quit my job. Fed up of the shit that its generating.

On the bright side off to Amsterdam on Friday.

Woot woot.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:40, Reply)

Hey becks
Good day?
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:41, Reply)

Ah! Monday........
Just opened a SuperBock, sparked my second bifter of the evening and opened a multipack of French Fries.

Life is goooood.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:45, Reply)

Thanks Zapiola
I now have ging gang gooly gooly watcha, ging gang goo, ging gang goo in my head : )


Edit - I think I missed out a gooly.
( girlinthehole, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:46, Reply)

Yay and Woo Captain P
How is life in the garden of Eden that is Coventry.
( girlinthehole, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:47, Reply)

Ah
Monday night.

Lime juice.

Tonic.

Gin.

Bliss.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:48, Reply)

Yay to Amsterdam
Boo to shitty work Mr Z

Hey BK, not bad thanks. Started rabbit sitting today and I figure it's going to add an hour to my working day, so will need to get up earlier. Poo to that.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:51, Reply)

Yup
First time I've been since I was 13.

Quite looking forward to it.

How is the work going?
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:53, Reply)

Coventry
@BGB.
Cov is like it's usual self, a fight just waiting to happen. But, sat here behind my two multi-locked steel doors and 10ft steel palisade fence covered in razorwire*, I feel kinda calm.
How's your good and foxy self?


*No joke! Ask Pooflake.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:54, Reply)

Haha! I believe you Captain P.
I'm ok I guess. Could be better as I'm feeling a little out of sorts.

Looking forward to the London Bash and maybe your and Pooflake's appearance perchance.
( girlinthehole, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:57, Reply)

Work's going well thanks
No time for b3ta sadly, but I'm learning a lot and enjoying it :)

What are the new flatmates like?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:57, Reply)

@Becky
Not so bad. Its just a temp place until 29th August so don't know so many of them.

Yeah been damned busy too, not had too much time for B3ta recently.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 22:00, Reply)

I can just about keep my eyes open
as I didn't stop at all today other than a quick lunch, so I'm going to bed. Night all xx
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 22:04, Reply)

Night Becks.
Me too...I'm off to read my book before bedtime.

Night all.
( girlinthehole, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 22:09, Reply)

Has everyone disappeared just as I arrived?
Flatwarming at someones new house. Much food.

Too much food in fact. I thought vomit was going to occur. Luckily I was wrong for once.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 22:55, Reply)

Hey PoD
I'm still around, was just whacking a lengthy tale on topic.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:01, Reply)

Ah, how grand
Just seemed to go very quiet when I returned.

I think my stomach hates me a lot. I feel awful.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:04, Reply)

Oh dear
My stomach is just about digesting the massive plate of lasagne I had - I don't think I'll sleep tonight. May have had cheese overdose.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:08, Reply)

There's too much pasta bake in me
Cheese, vegetables, sausages, pasta. Just far too much.

i had to turn down pudding, as I tried to eat it and nearly threw everything back up.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:15, Reply)

Puddings are evil
I'm glad I don't have a sweet tooth; I'm never tempted to have one course too many.

*edit* Reet, I'd better bed it now I think. Laters!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:23, Reply)

Puddings are not evil
I've had pink wine.

Anyone here?
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Tue 12 Aug 2008, 0:17, Reply)