I'm just impressed that B3th's up this early.
Her old man's 'trouble' must have woken her again.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 9:40, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

I prescribe plastic mattress protectors.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 9:43, Reply)

Alright SBT.
On the ICU that I work on we have these silicon tubes that are like catheters for bumholes. Your patient gets the shits, you shove one of those up and hey presto! Much less arse polishing.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 9:46, Reply)

What is it you do?
Not been in a ward for years thank god.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 9:52, Reply)

Senior staff nurse on an ICU.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 9:54, Reply)

I'm impressed.
I don't like hospitals.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 9:59, Reply)

Too many proper doctors there innit.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 10:16, Reply)

Get her - senior!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 9:59, Reply)

Basically means I get to carry the solid poos AND the runny ones.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 10:22, Reply)