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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.

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So I'm assuming you've all been escorted off your employers' premises, with b3th's MODEDIT coming too late to save your jobs.
What job would you like to do, now that you have to start again?

Alt: In the meantime, while you are applying for these jobs, you may as well learn a new skill.
What will it be?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 9:34, 198 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Bottom inspector please
Ladies bottoms though, I'm not Tom GeordieJayley.

Alt. Bow hunting.
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Peej, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 9:36, Reply)

I'm just impressed that B3th's up this early.
Her old man's 'trouble' must have woken her again.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 9:40, Reply)

I prescribe plastic mattress protectors.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 9:43, Reply)

Alright SBT.
On the ICU that I work on we have these silicon tubes that are like catheters for bumholes. Your patient gets the shits, you shove one of those up and hey presto! Much less arse polishing.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 9:46, Reply)

What is it you do?
Not been in a ward for years thank god.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 9:52, Reply)

Senior staff nurse on an ICU.

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 9:54, Reply)

I'm impressed.
I don't like hospitals.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 9:59, Reply)

Too many proper doctors there innit.

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 10:16, Reply)

Get her - senior!

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 9:59, Reply)

Basically means I get to carry the solid poos AND the runny ones.

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 10:22, Reply)

Looking at arses loses it's novelty after a few years, trust me.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 9:41, Reply)

Hey, I'm still posting here after ten years.

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 9:42, Reply)

I've looked at my wifes arse ever morning for 8 years and I'm not bored yet.

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Peej, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 9:42, Reply)

Stop staring in the mirror and take the bloody bins out.

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 9:43, Reply)

clicking this

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Peej, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 9:46, Reply)

Granted hers isn't that bad.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 9:54, Reply)

She has the Cornwall Rugby Union team's seal of approval.
Including seconds and reserves.
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Peej, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 9:59, Reply)

Are you stalking me?
I posted a picture of Viz's Bottom Inspectors on a friend's fb post yesterday.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 9:42, Reply)

I'd like to learn to paint.

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 9:37, Reply)

Also:

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 9:38, Reply)

That's some barely noticeable photoshop work there!

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 9:41, Reply)

I dunno
That leg looks a bit of a weird shape.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 23 Jan 2014, 9:42, Reply)

I'm going to be sick

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Peej, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 9:43, Reply)

You dont like a cherry bakewell?

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 9:45, Reply)

Not after her elderly minge has spread cobwebs over it, no.

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Peej, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 9:46, Reply)

but marriage lasts forever
what are you going to do when your wife looks like that??
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 9:47, Reply)

Trade her in on wifetrader.com

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Peej, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 9:57, Reply)

you might have to chuck in a few goats and a rubber dinghy to get an upgrade

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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 10:01, Reply)

Racist
Fat northen racist
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Peej, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 10:09, Reply)

Ugh, no.
Almonds :(
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 9:46, Reply)

tesco do toffee ones
and lemon ones
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 9:47, Reply)

I can't stand shop bought cakes.

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 9:48, Reply)

i can't stand home made cakes
nobody ever inspects your kitchen; how do I know what hygiene standards you have?

as proven when my friend made us all flapjacks. and there were long curly black dog hairs in the nasty little cunts...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 9:49, Reply)

Yeah, people with pets are pretty unhygienic.
But you've got to eat a peck of muck before you die.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 9:51, Reply)

i know a factory worker could piss in my mr kiplings lemon slice too
but I figure it's less likely.

also, if someone makes it, you have to pretend to like it, and I hardly like any cakes. if you buy it, you can chuck it away.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 9:52, Reply)

This seems like a silly question, but why on earth would you buy it in the first place then?

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 9:53, Reply)

i might think i would like it
then realise my mistake
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 9:54, Reply)

I'm my own employer so can really own be dumped for gross misconduct. And fingering bums is allowed.
I fancied being a pilot as a kid, still fancy getting a licence.
Alt, learn a language. The missus can speak loads, it's bloody embarrassing.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 9:39, Reply)

That SHITMODEDIT hasn't worked for me :(
I don't know, but I might look into doing something different in the next couple of years because I'm at the top of my game here. With my skills and qualifications, not to mention my academia probably a binman or saink
Alt: I'd like to learn two really good pieces on the piano, no more than that, just enough to show off when you go somewhere that has a piano.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 9:39, Reply)

Which two pieces?

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 9:45, Reply)

The death march and The Chain by Fleetwood Mac

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 9:46, Reply)

Silly sporto, The Chain must be played on a bass guitar.
And I mean must. It's pretty much the law to play it if you ever have a bass guitar to hand.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 9:48, Reply)

I played it on my Strat

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 9:50, Reply)

+ospherically large stomach
Like a big bass drum
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 9:54, Reply)

tggi^

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 9:55, Reply)

Chopsticks and moonlight sonata

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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 9:56, Reply)

Achingly beautiful.

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 9:56, Reply)

Who me? *flutters eyelashes*

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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 10:02, Reply)

STOP RIPPING OFF TANGLES' ALBUM

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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 9:57, Reply)

THAT ALBUM CHANGED MY LIFE

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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 10:03, Reply)

christ i can't leave you lot alone for a moment
what have you been up to/deleting now??
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 9:42, Reply)

B3th hates art.

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 9:43, Reply)

translation: you think it's funny to try and annoy her by posting shite pictures

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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 9:44, Reply)

I was making a satirical and edgy jape about Monty being scruffy, ACTUALLY.

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 9:47, Reply)

and trying to annoy b3th by posting shite pictures

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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 9:48, Reply)

I'M EXPOSING THE HYPOCRISY IN THE MODDING PROCESS THEY'RE ALL FOR NAKED KIDS BUT POST TUE BEAUTY AND YOU GET CENSORED

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 9:49, Reply)

And I figured that a massive picture of a naked old lady was what had kept the board dead for 25 minutes.

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 23 Jan 2014, 9:48, Reply)

Wasn't there 40-odd and counting replies to that post?

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 9:49, Reply)

More, I think.
But the last one had been 25 minutes before, and no sign of a new thread. I figured it would be safe to link the picture.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 23 Jan 2014, 9:52, Reply)

Didn't work though did it!
I could still see it.
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Peej, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 10:00, Reply)

I'd not be too upset to do something similar to what I do now
but freelance/contracting.

Alt:
I need to get back into playing the guitar again. I've not touched mine for fucking ages (oo-err, etc.)
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 9:45, Reply)

This is an easily achieveable goal, you don't even need to lose your job - just pick it up.

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 9:46, Reply)

Not enough financial security at the moment to do it
Maybe in a few years
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 9:46, Reply)

The alt, you berk.

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 9:48, Reply)

BUT I MIGHT DROP IT!

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 9:50, Reply)

For similar reasons to your alt, I really ought to pick up my camera again.

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 23 Jan 2014, 9:46, Reply)

I'd also like to get into photography more
I need a decent camera though
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 9:47, Reply)

I also haven't twatted about in Illustrator for months either.
Employment has sapped my creativity.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 23 Jan 2014, 9:50, Reply)

this^

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 9:52, Reply)

I actually got promoted.
How many sugars did you want in that tea?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 9:49, Reply)

Sugar in tea? Fack off.

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 9:52, Reply)

^this

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 23 Jan 2014, 9:53, Reply)

I am struggling with my new responsibilities.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 9:53, Reply)

Just jump in one foot first

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 9:53, Reply)

Then you haven't got a leg to stand on.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 9:54, Reply)

Have you even warmed the pot?

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 9:54, Reply)

He's smoked it all.

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 23 Jan 2014, 9:54, Reply)

No.
I put a teabag in a paper cup and fired up the Zip tap.

Swipey has been deleting. The Oaf.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 9:55, Reply)

i thought of a better answer

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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 9:56, Reply)

i wouldn't let you stir my mug

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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 9:54, Reply)

Even if he promised not to use his cock?

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 23 Jan 2014, 9:55, Reply)

There was quite an amusing story in QOTW about a bloke farting in his wife's fave mug.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 9:56, Reply)

i'd be worried it would fall off and get stuck in there

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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 9:56, Reply)

Like a biscuit.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 10:00, Reply)

putting the nob in hobnob

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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 10:02, Reply)

putting my cock into your ni(e)ce

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 10:03, Reply)

Putting the custard AND cream into a custard cream

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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 10:06, Reply)

I am looking at doing a course in corporate refinancing at the London Business School or similar - want to move in to more general management work.

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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 9:55, Reply)

Did you ever buy a banjo?

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 9:57, Reply)

Not yet, but I will.

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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 9:59, Reply)

I am sure you will fit right in with the student body.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 9:57, Reply)

depends if its an infants school

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 10:00, Reply)

A muslim infant school.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 10:01, Reply)

Inshallah

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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 10:01, Reply)

Assalamu alaikum, little one.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 10:02, Reply)

How do you become a mod here?
Not that I'd actually want to, I just want to see the sarcastic replies.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 9:57, Reply)

definitely something to do with fingering dog's bumholes

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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 9:57, Reply)

Finger the bumhole of a ranga

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Peej, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 9:58, Reply)

Done and DONE

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 10:13, Reply)

I have no idea what you are talking about
I can't see any modedit.

I'd have probably been fired by now if anyone was that bothered about my work internet history, I imagine.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 9:57, Reply)

There was a beautiful picture of Bea Arthur's breasts.
See above.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 9:58, Reply)

It was censored too,
really nothing worth modding
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Peej, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 9:59, Reply)

I am thinking of retraining as a bullionaire playboy
All I need, it seems, is unfeasibly rich parents that I can sponge off and a PR agent to keep taking snaps of my "beach body" and I will be in all the papers
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 9:59, Reply)

I was thinking about becoming Tamara Ecclestone.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 10:01, Reply)

be

+on

probably.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 10:06, Reply)

god grief no
just imagine you would be approaching the jesters then the image of her old man would pop into view.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 10:09, Reply)

See also
Nigella
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 10:15, Reply)

*shudders*

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 10:18, Reply)

oncoming?
You scared of her running towards you?
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 10:09, Reply)

She has got a great arse

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Peej, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 10:10, Reply)

her dad?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 10:13, Reply)

Her dad always looks so miserable
He's billionaire, with the worlds biggest Scalextric set and his wife's breasts are directly level with his head. Whats not to smile about?
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Peej, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 10:15, Reply)

The fact that he looks like a gnome Andy Warhol?

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 10:15, Reply)

Just avoid mirrors, no problem

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Peej, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 10:16, Reply)

and Campbells soup

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 10:16, Reply)

Although he was stirring that pot some years ago

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 10:16, Reply)

Lets be fair Sporters old chap, would you care about your ugly pakistani face if you were a billionaire?

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Peej, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 10:17, Reply)

NOSIR

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 10:18, Reply)

According to Tamara's biography she went to the LSE.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 10:19, Reply)

A concert by the Shaman ?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 10:20, Reply)

She means she had a tour round the London Stock Exchange

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Peej, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 10:20, Reply)

According to Tamara's playboy shoot she has a great arse and a shaved minge

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Peej, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 10:21, Reply)

ZING!

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 10:22, Reply)

It might be obscenely wealthy, but it looks common as muck.

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 10:22, Reply)

It puts the lotion on its skin

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Peej, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 10:23, Reply)

They're the dirtiest.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 10:23, Reply)

THIS^
IN CAPITALS
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 10:28, Reply)

so only in places like
Paris and London?
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 10:31, Reply)

yes

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 10:32, Reply)

I always wondered what an attractive 35 year old
could ever see in multi billionaire and aging raconteur Bernie?
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 10:21, Reply)

I assumed she really liked either gnomes or Scalextric

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Peej, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 10:22, Reply)

Or FUCKING GREAT POTS OF CASH!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 10:23, Reply)

I imagine he has a huge money pit like Scrooge McDuck

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Peej, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 10:24, Reply)

I assumed he refered to his daughters minge as a money pit

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 10:25, Reply)

Must be that

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 10:23, Reply)

Occam's razor innit

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Peej, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 10:24, Reply)

This explains how Battered landed himself a £100k wedding.

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 10:31, Reply)

oh yeah i might learn german too
add that to the list of stuff im never gonna do
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 10:16, Reply)

I've got some old teeth and glasses you can have.

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 23 Jan 2014, 10:27, Reply)

~~and~~ in
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 10:33, Reply)

I donno man, i'm handing in my notice this weekend though.
Might freelance a bit until I can find the right company.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 10:25, Reply)

Did you ever manage to get a note out of your fiddle?

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 10:26, Reply)

Yeah', but not two consecutive ones or ones that would be what my brain wanted before I draw the bow.
I really should pick that up again, I love the idea of being able to play like Lindsy Stirling.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 10:28, Reply)

As opposed to Stirling Moss?

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 10:31, Reply)

donno that one

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 10:50, Reply)

Blimey
Nothing lined up as yet?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 10:27, Reply)

I get offers every month or soo, but I generally ignore them because the moment I start talking to the recruiters, I get inundated.
I'm working on a more profesional-facing site for myself at the moment, maybe enter the 'the scene' a bit to get some rep up.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 10:30, Reply)

Good luck man

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 10:31, Reply)

Cheers !
Is anyone else getting really fat buttons on the auto reply here?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 10:50, Reply)

I dont have an auto-reply

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 10:53, Reply)

alright yer
I'd prolly train as an astronaut.

Alt: get to Chartered level in the next couple of years.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 10:27, Reply)

That's one GIANT step for mankind

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 10:29, Reply)

haha such witty and incisive comedy haha

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 10:29, Reply)

^upset^

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 10:30, Reply)

haha such an original retort haha

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 10:31, Reply)

you ok bbz? xx

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 10:31, Reply)

haha satirical text speak is ruddy funny haha

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 10:32, Reply)

woah, check em
parrot
bedsit
etc
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 10:40, Reply)

I was in the pub last night with some of your neighbours.
Loud Sunderland fans. Christ they were unintelligible.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 10:36, Reply)

I bet they were even worse after they started drinking.

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 23 Jan 2014, 10:38, Reply)

this^

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 10:39, Reply)

Bloody exciting match though

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 10:39, Reply)

They ended up in Kent after some trouble in Manchester.
God knows how.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 10:48, Reply)

I once ended up on a momentous night out in Godalming with 2 Sunderland fans and 2 Portsmouth fans
That got messy
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 10:50, Reply)

~~messy~~ sexy
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 10:53, Reply)

That too

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 10:54, Reply)

aThis being Kent the pub had loads of Man U fans in.
They were pissed off by the Mackems doing a conga singkng "we're going to Wembley. ..you're not"
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 10:51, Reply)

haha

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 10:54, Reply)

I read that as
'I'd potty train' and thought that was a bit ambitious.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 23 Jan 2014, 10:32, Reply)

haha functionally illiterate gerontophile haha

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 10:33, Reply)

This isn't going to get fucking boring fast, is it?

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 10:35, Reply)

no

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 10:35, Reply)

Potty training for astronauts must be fairly easy

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 10:33, Reply)

Have you ever tried shitting in zero gravity?

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 10:38, Reply)

Yes, often
Gateshead actually has no gravity - TRUFAX
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 10:40, Reply)

Thats why they managed to build the "eye" bridge there
It wouldn't have worked in any other part of the world
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 10:52, Reply)

You are blinking right

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 10:54, Reply)

Just barely got away with releasing an email containing a virus to the company.
Excellent ITing. I think I'll go into some form of security.
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Kroney, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 10:48, Reply)

New thread. Cunts.

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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 10:52, Reply)

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