I can't stand shop bought cakes.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 9:48, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

i can't stand home made cakes
nobody ever inspects your kitchen; how do I know what hygiene standards you have?

as proven when my friend made us all flapjacks. and there were long curly black dog hairs in the nasty little cunts...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 9:49, Reply)

Yeah, people with pets are pretty unhygienic.
But you've got to eat a peck of muck before you die.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 9:51, Reply)

i know a factory worker could piss in my mr kiplings lemon slice too
but I figure it's less likely.

also, if someone makes it, you have to pretend to like it, and I hardly like any cakes. if you buy it, you can chuck it away.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 9:52, Reply)

This seems like a silly question, but why on earth would you buy it in the first place then?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 9:53, Reply)

i might think i would like it
then realise my mistake
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 9:54, Reply)