Fat ballbag

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 17:45, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

Tha kfully the practice nurse does most of the indepth close up work on manky minges.
A lot of women prefer to see the same sex. On the flipside, a lot of blokes prefer to see me, with their diseased genitals, which is always fun...
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 17:50, Reply)

I went to go and get the balls checked, as you do
Got a young very attractive female locum rather than my usual grumpy ex-army medic bloke.

Oops. It's almost as if I'd checked when he was on holiday.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 17:54, Reply)

A lot of guys feel uncomfortable with this.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 17:57, Reply)

I feel uncomfortable when your mum asks me to shit on her chest
But a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 18:10, Reply)

Coming from someone who's had more tubes go in'n'out of him than a train line, and hasn't gotten any action in about [blah blah], I gotta say man, that's pretty el desperado

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 19:02, Reply)