I have explained the situation and she's either OK or plotting but she seems happy.

( Peej, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 11:47, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Oh man just fucking run
don't look back don't stop to pick anything up just fucking run like the wind
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 11:49, Reply)

^

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 11:49, Reply)

I for one will be keeping my eye on the Cornish press for the next few days
"Mysterious meat products found on beach"
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 11:51, Reply)

Ahahahaha she just called out "Phil have you got any really heavy books?"
I swear its true hahahaha turns out the rug corner is sticking up and she wants to pt a book on it but I did flinch for a second. I was a tad concerned she had discovered b3ta
( Peej, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 12:03, Reply)

Allowing his wife to read his comments on b3ta certainly turned out well for Battered, didn't it?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 12:05, Reply)

You wouldn't catch me making such a rookie mistake.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 12:07, Reply)

No way man,
Only a fucking idiot would do that...
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 12:09, Reply)

don't call me "that"

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 12:09, Reply)

Dont call me baby

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 12:11, Reply)

Yep the rug corner...
Hang on... do you wear a syrup?
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 12:08, Reply)

Running's going to be difficult whilst he's hauling a pair of spacehoppers around in his pants.
He's doomed.
( Kroney, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 11:52, Reply)

of course she is
only an ungrateful mentalist would be cross with you for buying a thoughtful and expensive present and taking a day off work to stay in for it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 11:54, Reply)

"ungrateful mentalist"
So a women then?
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 11:58, Reply)

^ *Is going for a Friday misogyny award*^

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 11:59, Reply)

ungrateful mentalist

Woman
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 11:59, Reply)

says the man with the nicest, most hilarious missus on the planet!
(apart from frog)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 12:05, Reply)