whereas you can't get anyone to go near you at all

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 15:40, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

oh Jill, so wrong, again

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 15:41, Reply)

uh huh
you used to bleat on about the ex mrs dozer. we all know it was your gran.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 15:43, Reply)

no I didn't

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 15:54, Reply)

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I loved it

When I saw it, I couldn't sleep afterwards. I had the whole thing runnning through my mind- the thing that got to me most was the wtist, not the twist where you find out what happened to Anthony, but when you find out what Richard's motivation is.

I find it difficult to view it as a 'revenge' film, he's driven by guilt, so the only person he's getting revenge on is himslef. Does it count as vengeful retribution when it's to assuage personal guilt rather than right a wrong?

Considine and Kebbell were superb in that. Utterly, utterly believable at every level. Everybody I've made watch it (except for the lovely Mrs Dozer) has been struck dumb by its power.

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Tesco story

For the last 10 years or so, until earlier this week in fact, I sported a rather fetching ring through my septum. I'd become accustomed to looks and comments, but the wisdom of children never fails to amaze me.

One Sunday, while doing the weekly shop with Mrs Dozer, we passed a young family. Their young son piped up "Daddy! Look! That man's a bull!".

The parents were mortified. I, on the other hand, found the whole episode rather funny.

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Field Marshall Dozington-Smythe (Ret.) optimum wound profile
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( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 15:56, Reply)

what, two mentions is 'bleating on'?
You do have some funny ideas in your ginger wee head.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 16:04, Reply)

it was the last time you got laid

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 16:10, Reply)

no, it wasn't

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 16:20, Reply)

You seemed a lot nicer then.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 16:14, Reply)

this place changes people for the worse

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 16:20, Reply)

One day you may be a Al, but not today

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 16:45, Reply)