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There are so many choices I couldn't even begin to say.
alt: I have got £10,000 to give away. The crucial thing is I'm choosing to keep it.
altalt: PLEASE HELP. KIDNAPPED BY MAD PILOT.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 17:10,
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Give it me then
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 17:27,
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I need it to pay my homeopath
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 17:27,
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*dies laughing*
anyway, I thought you were TERRIBLY well-off.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 17:30,
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Corse I am, I work in london where they pay decent wages
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 17:33,
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... but then take it all off you in living costs.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 17:33,
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but I don't live in london
Anyway my stars say I'm due a windfall!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 17:34,
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Your arse-raping of a train season ticket counts as living costs.
I'm afraid by "windfall" they just mean a fart will temporarily render you unconscious. Soz.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 17:36,
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No worries my crystalologist should be able to realign my chakras
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 17:37,
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Tease me.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 17:43,
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your driveway is gay?
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 17:34,
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Well I thought I heard a fox dying the other night
Turned out to be you dad bumming my driveway
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