It was a good night. Lots of booze, a hot girl and I nearly got in a fight! Like a real one, not the usual calling American teenagers a fag on Halo.*


*I'm saying here that I didn't get in a fight. I ran away, but in a manly way!
( Kroney, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 10:57, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Leaving the doris to do the fighting for you?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 27 Jan 2014, 11:00, Reply)

She's a terrier.
My primary weapon of wetting myself at people has become, if anything, even more ineffective as I've aged.
( Kroney, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 11:03, Reply)

'e ain't wurf it, mate.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 11:02, Reply)

He really wasn't. Our disagreement occured because he was bullying a pensioner.

( Kroney, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 11:03, Reply)

Nice. Sounds like a right charver.
You always get one though.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 11:05, Reply)

He called me a pussy, Stunned :(

( Kroney, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 11:06, Reply)

Nothing wrong with his eyesight, then.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 27 Jan 2014, 11:08, Reply)

Yeah but there's no need to go around pointing it out.
That's just rude.
( Kroney, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 11:09, Reply)

He may have been worth it.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 11:10, Reply)

Yeah, well, it was on Tot Court road and he was calling me names from inside his car.
He didn't seem to appreciate the irony in calling me what he did from his current location and after trying to intimidate a seventy year old woman, so I left him to it.

Plus he had a big mate.
( Kroney, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 11:13, Reply)

I see. Road rage.
You dealt with it right. Had you gone up to the car or damaged the car you would have been knicked first so you got that spot on. Trick in those situations is to take a picture of the registration and start shouting for a policeman.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 11:15, Reply)